a gasoline motor that coils a rope between 22 and 25 mph and tows wakeboarders and wakeskaters alike. usualy to do pool gaps or to ride in places were a boat, waverunner or even a 50 cc cant get to
scott killed it at the toe jam when he pulled that nose slide off the pool on his wakeskate! during the winch session.
by sebC December 5, 2006
1. To chow down on large amounts of big, hot, shit.
2. a greasy old man that takes mexican avalanches like a champion.
3."The Winch" is when someone goes to bathrooms and such places looking for feces that wasnt flushed. when such treasure is found then proceed to play with it and other activities.
2. a greasy old man that takes mexican avalanches like a champion.
3."The Winch" is when someone goes to bathrooms and such places looking for feces that wasnt flushed. when such treasure is found then proceed to play with it and other activities.
Sir Jerald looked over to Lady Penelope and gave her a sly wink. "You're really going to love this next course," he said in a hushed whisper full of promise. The servent bought a steaming dinner plate to the table and lifted the silver cover. Lady Penelope's eyes lit up with delight and she blushed furiously at Sir Jerald. "My favourite, the WINCH!" she exclaimed and cut deeply into the big fat pile of shit that had oozed out of Geralds asshole not half an hour ago.
by carly049 November 18, 2008
to be dragged into a situation, most of the time unwittingly, that you otherwise wouldn't necessarily want to be a part of
-from "winch", a device installed on the front of a watercraft trailer, consisting of a reel of cable turned by a motor, with a hook at the end of the cable, to pull in a boat or other marine vehicle from out of the water.
-from "winch", a device installed on the front of a watercraft trailer, consisting of a reel of cable turned by a motor, with a hook at the end of the cable, to pull in a boat or other marine vehicle from out of the water.
"Todd and his gf won't be able to join the rest of us at the cottage for the long weekend, somehow they got winched into helping his sister move.....suckers!!"
by hipster April 22, 2007
by huni buni November 13, 2005
Winching is when you take a big poo poo and that hot steamy nugget of shit you produced has to be evaluated and measured in diameter, weight, and most of all, surface area.
We do not measure such a delicate life form in cm or in kg because it doesn't have the right definition to explain the hugeness of your poo.
Rumors say that the genus world record holder is Damian up at 69 winch.
But, only You can decide if that statement true or not. So next time you sit on the potty, Don't just flush it away. Winch it. WINCH IT HARD!!
We do not measure such a delicate life form in cm or in kg because it doesn't have the right definition to explain the hugeness of your poo.
Rumors say that the genus world record holder is Damian up at 69 winch.
But, only You can decide if that statement true or not. So next time you sit on the potty, Don't just flush it away. Winch it. WINCH IT HARD!!
by Eddie Smurfy August 19, 2020