37 definitions by h.s. willsy
Preversions are acts commited by preverts, i.e. people who preempt the actions of perverts by doing to a pervert what a pervert would have done to them.
"So what preversions do we know of Inspector?"
"Well there's the reverse jackson, the funky trap, the shepherd's delight and the razorblade romance."
"Nasty stuff, nasty stuff."
"Yes. Beware of the prevert perverts, beware!"
"Well there's the reverse jackson, the funky trap, the shepherd's delight and the razorblade romance."
"Nasty stuff, nasty stuff."
"Yes. Beware of the prevert perverts, beware!"
by h.s. willsy August 23, 2011
A Prestonian word for old men who exist as soon as the pubs are open. They're usually identifiable by their brown, slouched appearance and the musk of cheap tobacco and piss. They may surround themselves with a ring of empty pint glasses as if they were under siege from reality.
"Those fettlers are dying out."
"Yeah?"
"There’s not any less of them, dying out is just their style."
"Yeah?"
"There’s not any less of them, dying out is just their style."
by h.s. willsy August 23, 2011