The perverse relationship that develops between an iProduct and its new owner. The new iOwner will usually only talk about the new iProduct and like new parents talking about their baby, everything in the conversation will lead back to the iProduct.
It is best not to interfere in iRelationships, the couple can be like Gollum and the Ring!
It is best not to interfere in iRelationships, the couple can be like Gollum and the Ring!
Boy: Matt never comes out anymore since he bought that iPad
Girl: Dude, he's in an iRelationship!
Boy: I was playing cards the other day and...
Girl: Hey I have a card app on my iPad (whips out iPad)
Boy: Girl, you're in an iRelationship!
Girl: Dude, he's in an iRelationship!
Boy: I was playing cards the other day and...
Girl: Hey I have a card app on my iPad (whips out iPad)
Boy: Girl, you're in an iRelationship!
by GWMcL March 07, 2011
Get the iRelationshipmug. by GWMcL September 26, 2010
Get the confettiquettemug. That fever you get in spring when all the men who've been working out over the winter put away their coats and start wearing summer clothes.
by GWMcL October 30, 2007
Get the gay fevermug. by GWMcL January 25, 2012
Get the nsfpantsmug. by GWMcL October 08, 2010
Get the aligorechymug. Verb, to schindler. Having regrets of the "If only..." and "I should have..." kind.
From the movie "Schindler's List".
From the movie "Schindler's List".
John: I should have left a bigger tip.
Mary: Your tip was generous enough, stop schindlering.
or
John: If only she didn't sleep around so much I'd marry her.
Mary: Get on with your life. Don't schindler yourself to death!
Mary: Your tip was generous enough, stop schindlering.
or
John: If only she didn't sleep around so much I'd marry her.
Mary: Get on with your life. Don't schindler yourself to death!
by GWMcL September 09, 2007
Get the schindlermug. Used to describe the groups of middle-aged women who run the administration in most institutions and corporations.
Origin: Admin + menopause. Administration/bureaucracy is thought to have been invented during the middle ages by crusaders and explorers to ensure their wives' fidelity while they were gone, by keeping them busy with useless paperwork, e.g. "I'm going to rescue the Holy Land darling, by the time I get back I want you to alphabetize this list of the serfs and cross reference it against a list of our debtors, graphed against the last ten years' harvests, etc. etc."
These tasks would keep the wives so busy they had no time for lovers. By the time the men came home, the women were so engrossed in the admin they kept doing it and passed it on to the next generation, believing this made up work to be of vital importance, an attitude which persists to this day.
Origin: Admin + menopause. Administration/bureaucracy is thought to have been invented during the middle ages by crusaders and explorers to ensure their wives' fidelity while they were gone, by keeping them busy with useless paperwork, e.g. "I'm going to rescue the Holy Land darling, by the time I get back I want you to alphabetize this list of the serfs and cross reference it against a list of our debtors, graphed against the last ten years' harvests, etc. etc."
These tasks would keep the wives so busy they had no time for lovers. By the time the men came home, the women were so engrossed in the admin they kept doing it and passed it on to the next generation, believing this made up work to be of vital importance, an attitude which persists to this day.
The adminopause have called another useless meeting.
The adminopause have got me so busy filling out forms I can't get anything done today.
Unemployment is down thanks to the growing adminopause sector.
The adminopause have got me so busy filling out forms I can't get anything done today.
Unemployment is down thanks to the growing adminopause sector.
by GWMcL July 10, 2010
Get the adminopausemug.