Definitions by gwmcl

cuppa diem 

That oh so sweet first cup of coffee in the morning.

Wake up! You look terrible, here cuppa diem (and hands over a fresh coffee)

cuppa diem by GWMcL July 30, 2015

nsfpants

Not Safe For Pants. One step further than nsfw. So hot it's not safe to wear pants while watching.

- Is it safe for work?
- No way dude, it's nsfpants!

nsfpants by GWMcL January 25, 2012

iRelationship 

The perverse relationship that develops between an iProduct and its new owner. The new iOwner will usually only talk about the new iProduct and like new parents talking about their baby, everything in the conversation will lead back to the iProduct.

It is best not to interfere in iRelationships, the couple can be like Gollum and the Ring!

Boy: Matt never comes out anymore since he bought that iPad
Girl: Dude, he's in an iRelationship!

Boy: I was playing cards the other day and...
Girl: Hey I have a card app on my iPad (whips out iPad)
Boy: Girl, you're in an iRelationship!

iRelationship by GWMcL March 7, 2011

you cunt be serious

A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.

Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.

Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.

you cunt be serious by GWMcL February 20, 2011

jellyfish 

An ad or notice printed with phone numbers written vertically at the bottom on tearable tags and tacked up on noticeboards, shop windows, etc.

Named for the phone number strips' resemblance to a jellyfish's tentacles, and because the pages appear to be floating on the wall/noticeboard/window like jellyfish in the ocean.

Also known as space invaders, especially when there get to be too many of these notices in one place.

I got the number for a great share house off this jellyfish on a post at uni.

jellyfish by GWMcL December 13, 2010

youtubiversity

Learning things from you tube tutorials.

Evan don't pull the kitchen apart, you don't know the first thing about renovations!
What you talkin bout? I spent the week at Youtubiverisity.

Jack's in hospital, whatever made him think he could train attack dogs??
Youtubiversity.

youtubiversity by GWMcL November 5, 2010

aligorechy

The environmental police.

Origin: Al Gore + Oligarchy.

Better turn that heater down man or we'll have the aligorechy round to carbon tax us.

aligorechy by GWMcL October 8, 2010