14 definitions by gwmcl

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Verb, to schindler. Having regrets of the "If only..." and "I should have..." kind.

From the movie "Schindler's List".
John: I should have left a bigger tip.
Mary: Your tip was generous enough, stop schindlering.

or

John: If only she didn't sleep around so much I'd marry her.
Mary: Get on with your life. Don't schindler yourself to death!
by GWMcL September 01, 2007

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Used to describe the groups of middle-aged women who run the administration in most institutions and corporations.

Origin: Admin + menopause. Administration/bureaucracy is thought to have been invented during the middle ages by crusaders and explorers to ensure their wives' fidelity while they were gone, by keeping them busy with useless paperwork, e.g. "I'm going to rescue the Holy Land darling, by the time I get back I want you to alphabetize this list of the serfs and cross reference it against a list of our debtors, graphed against the last ten years' harvests, etc. etc."

These tasks would keep the wives so busy they had no time for lovers. By the time the men came home, the women were so engrossed in the admin they kept doing it and passed it on to the next generation, believing this made up work to be of vital importance, an attitude which persists to this day.
The adminopause have called another useless meeting.

The adminopause have got me so busy filling out forms I can't get anything done today.

Unemployment is down thanks to the growing adminopause sector.
by GWMcL July 10, 2010

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That fever you get in spring when all the men who've been working out over the winter put away their coats and start wearing summer clothes.
Was there a discount at the gym this winter? I've got a lot of gay fever this year.
by GWMcL October 15, 2007

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To take someone in and be hospitable to them, usually against their will. The reverse of overstaying your welcome, when you just want to pop in but then you have to sit down and catch up and everything else.
Bro: Where you bin dude?

Dude: I just went to drop the camera off at Ted's but he was home and he made me come in and have a cup of tea and then he talked at me for hours, I couldn't get away.

Bro: Dude, sounds like you got hospitabilized!
by GWMcL October 06, 2010

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A book one carries around to write down phone numbers, emails, etc.

Carried around when a person is living in denial of digital and they're not on Facebook, don't have an iphone, etc.
Joan: Dylan isn't on facebook, so when he said he wanted to stay in touch I wrote my number in his face-to-facebook.
Edie: You mean a paper book? How cute!

Jack: We couldn't google map it since none of us had iphones, so I had to draw the directions in Will's face-to-facebook.
by GWMcL September 25, 2010

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Not Safe For Pants. One step further than nsfw. So hot it's not safe to wear pants while watching.
- Is it safe for work?
- No way dude, it's nsfpants!
by GWMcL January 16, 2012

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The perverse relationship that develops between an iProduct and its new owner. The new iOwner will usually only talk about the new iProduct and like new parents talking about their baby, everything in the conversation will lead back to the iProduct.

It is best not to interfere in iRelationships, the couple can be like Gollum and the Ring!
Boy: Matt never comes out anymore since he bought that iPad
Girl: Dude, he's in an iRelationship!

Boy: I was playing cards the other day and...
Girl: Hey I have a card app on my iPad (whips out iPad)
Boy: Girl, you're in an iRelationship!
by GWMcL February 20, 2011

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