Any situation which tempts a person to do something really stupid, and will likely land them in jail, hence the term. Examples include attractive underage women, an unlocked car with the keys left in the ignition, that rack of discount books that sits OUTSIDE of Hastings instead of INSIDE, etc.
See that Chevy over there? The red one? It's unlocked. I think I see the keys in the ignition, too. You should go check it out, man.
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Yes, he took the jailbait! *dials 911*
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Yes, he took the jailbait! *dials 911*
by Gulstab June 10, 2009
Get the Jailbaitmug. Long ago, when the doughnut was invented, the entirety of planet Earth rejoiced at the delicious iced pastry, until one day, somebody pointed out that it contained the word "ugh", which is commonly associated with horror and dismay. This eventually led to "doughnut" being shortened to "donut", all for the better. A bagel is a lesser donut. It effectively puts the "ugh" back in "doughnut" and should be avoided at all costs if a donut is available.
*Todd is about to put a bagel in his mouth when Sean cuts him off.*
Sean: Dude, we have donuts.
Todd: Thanks, Man. I owe you one.
*Todd eighty-sixes the bagel and grabs a donut.*
Sean: Dude, we have donuts.
Todd: Thanks, Man. I owe you one.
*Todd eighty-sixes the bagel and grabs a donut.*
by Gulstab August 08, 2009
Get the bagelmug. by Gulstab April 23, 2008
Get the Sneezuremug. by Gulstab February 13, 2010
Get the Republichristianmug. by Gulstab February 12, 2010
Get the flammable beveragemug. by Gulstab April 20, 2008
Get the plantmug. Something eaten after a particularly intense meal/snack to get the flavor out of your mouth. A good palette cleanser tastes relatively subtle or bland.
Yeowch, these Altoids set my mouth on fire! I need me a good palette cleanser. Do we have any Fritos?
by Gulstab August 25, 2009
Get the palette cleansermug.