2 definitions by guki gang
For nerds like me getting wedgies is unfortunate. Your underwear gets yanked up your buttocks, its my bullys favorite thing to do. One time i was wearing a thong (they are comfortable) and Calvin (the jock who bullys me) dragged me to his locker where he put me on the coathook, then he took photos which he then put kn his Instagram app. He would not let me out for tge whole day.
Sometimes when I wear briefs
He gives me a Texas Wedgie. which is when he puts hot sauce in my buttocks while giving me a wedgie. It hurts so bad.
Sometimes when I wear briefs
He gives me a Texas Wedgie. which is when he puts hot sauce in my buttocks while giving me a wedgie. It hurts so bad.
by guki gang June 19, 2018
The yanking of a nerds breifs, thong , or other humiliating underwear. A wedgie is needed to put geeks, dorks, and nerds into place. There are several different types of Wedgies to give, but the number one rule for wedgies is to always give them to nerds in public for excess humiliation:
The Melvin Wedgie: Yanking the front of a nerds underwear to kill their balls (its not like theyre going to need them anyway)
The Thong Wedgie: If the nerd is in a thong grab them by the loops and hang them from a tree by their thong. Eventually their thong will rip and they will fall
The Messy Wedgie: This is my favorite one to give to the nerds. First you give them a normal wedgie then you stuff food down their ass. Its also nice to take pics
The Atomic Wedgie: You yank up they're undies until the waist band is covering theyre heads
The FlagPole Wedgie: In this wedgie you grab the nerds underwear, drag them to your schools flagpole, attach theyre their undies to the pole, and hoist them up into the sky for humiliation. Its best to have them up there naked except for theyre thong
(there r more wedgies)
The Melvin Wedgie: Yanking the front of a nerds underwear to kill their balls (its not like theyre going to need them anyway)
The Thong Wedgie: If the nerd is in a thong grab them by the loops and hang them from a tree by their thong. Eventually their thong will rip and they will fall
The Messy Wedgie: This is my favorite one to give to the nerds. First you give them a normal wedgie then you stuff food down their ass. Its also nice to take pics
The Atomic Wedgie: You yank up they're undies until the waist band is covering theyre heads
The FlagPole Wedgie: In this wedgie you grab the nerds underwear, drag them to your schools flagpole, attach theyre their undies to the pole, and hoist them up into the sky for humiliation. Its best to have them up there naked except for theyre thong
(there r more wedgies)
I just gave that math nerd a wedgie. He cant blame me, he was wearing a thong. I grabbed it, and hooked him up in my locker. Then i gave him a swirlie
by guki gang June 19, 2018