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1 definition by gugugaga999vengarayas

 
1.
A very fat person, often has an ugly beard and eats oatmeal very often. Enormous penis.
Woman: hey your dick is so big dude
Man: o yeah, im a ricardo moreno
Woman: damn right bitch
by gugugaga999vengarayas April 22, 2009