gtbarry's definitions

booby trap

verb. female equivalent of a cock block

Despite Dan's repeated request to Rosie to meet with her friend Lisa, he never met up with Lisa because Rosie booby trapped his attempts because she had a crush on him.

by gtbarry August 16, 2008

Boyfriend without benefits

Being treated as if you were a boyfriend in all the emotional ways, but not in the physical ways

Dan is now boyfriend without benefits with Michelle since she decided they should stop dating and be "just friends."

by gtbarry November 19, 2007

totals

(adverb)

means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.

Dude: "Dude, check out the body on that chick!"

Other Dude: "Totals hot!"

by gtbarry October 3, 2008

kommitment

(noun)

How a real man spells kommitment ("commitment" for all you female readers)

Michelle wanted to take her relationship with Dan to the next level, but Dan is totals scared of kommitment and refused.

by gtbarry January 7, 2009

rockstar

Someone who can stay up and party all night long and then wake up and take care of business in the morning.

Dude, I was partying HARD until four in the morning but showered and went to work for an eight o'clock meeting - cause I'm a rockstar.

by gtbarry January 7, 2009

Info Nympho

Someone who is obsessed with always being connected and up-to-date. Obsessive checking of email and blackberry usage and searching for wi-fi signals are good indicators.

My friend Dan is an Info Nympho. He always has his bluetooth in his ear and is constantly on his blackberry.

by gtbarry January 16, 2009

cell mates

noun

The general theory that your mobile phone (cell phone) knows you better than anyone else based on hearing all of your phone calls, knowing all of your texts, facebook updates, emails, GPS locations, etc. and is therefore one of your best friends. After all, there is no person or device that you interact with more than your phone.

Dave and Hal are total cell mates. That guy takes his phone with him with everywhere he goes - even the different rooms in his apartment!

by gtbarry August 17, 2009