gtbarry's definitions
The act of changing your facebook status from "in a relationship with" to "single" and thereby notifying your known world that you are now officially single - since it is only official when facebook says it is.
(Not to be confused with face-to-face break up - which I have found possibly lethal in my past)
a.k.a. facebookup
(Not to be confused with face-to-face break up - which I have found possibly lethal in my past)
a.k.a. facebookup
by gtbarry June 17, 2009
Get the facebreakupmug. (noun)
***A combination of the words “apple” and “zealot” and therefore, pronounced like the word “applet”***
A member of a fanatical sect that is so partisan and overly enthusiastic that they have an uncritical and blinded devotion to anything made by Apple Computers. They are so intolerantly devoted to their own opinions and prejudices that they develop an elitist attitude and treat members of other groups with hatred or severe intolerance.
***A combination of the words “apple” and “zealot” and therefore, pronounced like the word “applet”***
A member of a fanatical sect that is so partisan and overly enthusiastic that they have an uncritical and blinded devotion to anything made by Apple Computers. They are so intolerantly devoted to their own opinions and prejudices that they develop an elitist attitude and treat members of other groups with hatred or severe intolerance.
Dan is such an Applot that he thinks the iPhone is “perfect.” But when I try to call him to convince him otherwise, he rarely has an AT&T signal and often his battery is dead.
by gtbarry December 9, 2008
Get the Applotmug. Despite Dan's repeated request to Rosie to meet with her friend Lisa, he never met up with Lisa because Rosie booby trapped his attempts because she had a crush on him.
by gtbarry August 16, 2008
Get the booby trapmug. (noun or verb)
To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving in to their viewpoint, all the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said
To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving in to their viewpoint, all the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said
Dan reached a kompromise with Michelle when he agreed to "take things slow", even though he knew he would get some later that night.
by gtbarry October 3, 2008
Get the kompromisemug. An acronym that stands for: Never Before Midnight
This means that nothing important ever happens before midnight.
So you can do whatever you want, drink, eat, party, etc. But all the stuff you will really enjoy and remember will happen only after midnight.
This means that nothing important ever happens before midnight.
So you can do whatever you want, drink, eat, party, etc. But all the stuff you will really enjoy and remember will happen only after midnight.
Dan and his crew totals subscribe to the theory of NBM. They get together at night, hang out, drink and eat. But rage hard some time after midnight!
by gtbarry August 7, 2009
Get the NBMmug. (noun)
When you are boyfriend and girlfriend when you are in the same city, but when you are apart you are just good friends who plan on seeing each other again - eventually.
When you are boyfriend and girlfriend when you are in the same city, but when you are apart you are just good friends who plan on seeing each other again - eventually.
Dan and Michelle may live in different countries, but they travel to meet up every few months cause they are rockstar friends.
by gtbarry October 14, 2008
Get the rockstar friendsmug. noun
The general theory that your mobile phone (cell phone) knows you better than anyone else based on hearing all of your phone calls, knowing all of your texts, facebook updates, emails, GPS locations, etc. and is therefore one of your best friends. After all, there is no person or device that you interact with more than your phone.
The general theory that your mobile phone (cell phone) knows you better than anyone else based on hearing all of your phone calls, knowing all of your texts, facebook updates, emails, GPS locations, etc. and is therefore one of your best friends. After all, there is no person or device that you interact with more than your phone.
Dave and Hal are total cell mates. That guy takes his phone with him with everywhere he goes - even the different rooms in his apartment!
by gtbarry August 17, 2009
Get the cell matesmug.