gtbarry's definitions

NBM

An acronym that stands for: Never Before Midnight

This means that nothing important ever happens before midnight.

So you can do whatever you want, drink, eat, party, etc. But all the stuff you will really enjoy and remember will happen only after midnight.

Dan and his crew totals subscribe to the theory of NBM. They get together at night, hang out, drink and eat. But rage hard some time after midnight!

by gtbarry August 7, 2009

rockstar

Someone who can stay up and party all night long and then wake up and take care of business in the morning.

Dude, I was partying HARD until four in the morning but showered and went to work for an eight o'clock meeting - cause I'm a rockstar.

by gtbarry January 7, 2009

kommitment

(noun)

How a real man spells kommitment ("commitment" for all you female readers)

Michelle wanted to take her relationship with Dan to the next level, but Dan is totals scared of kommitment and refused.

by gtbarry January 7, 2009

totals

(adverb)

means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.

Dude: "Dude, check out the body on that chick!"

Other Dude: "Totals hot!"

by gtbarry October 3, 2008

totals

(adverb)

means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.

Dude: "Dude, check out the body on that chick!"

Other Dude: "Totals hot!"

by gtbarry November 2, 2008

Boyfriend without benefits

Being treated as if you were a boyfriend in all the emotional ways, but not in the physical ways

Dan is now boyfriend without benefits with Michelle since she decided they should stop dating and be "just friends."

by gtbarry November 19, 2007

Mickelson

Noun. Male breasts on a heay set male. Usually as a result of being overweight. Origin: based on professional golfer Phil Mickelson's ample bosom.

Check out that dude's rack. He's got a total Mickelson!

by gtbarry July 7, 2006