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Dan is now boyfriend without benefits with Michelle since she decided they should stop dating and be "just friends."
by gtbarry November 19, 2007
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An energy vampire (or more commonly known as an "energy vamp") is a person that feeds off the life force or energy (or ch'i) of other living creatures - mostly other people. Can also be known as pranic vampire, empathic vampire, energy predator, psy-vamp, energy parasite, emotional vampire or one of my ex-girlfriends.
Basically, anyone who sucks the energy out of a room or removes (feeds from) the energy of others.
see also:
- Succubus or Incubus of Judeo-Christian mythology.
An energy vampire (or more commonly known as an "energy vamp") is a person that feeds off the life force or energy (or ch'i) of other living creatures - mostly other people. Can also be known as pranic vampire, empathic vampire, energy predator, psy-vamp, energy parasite, emotional vampire or one of my ex-girlfriends.
Basically, anyone who sucks the energy out of a room or removes (feeds from) the energy of others.
see also:
- Succubus or Incubus of Judeo-Christian mythology.
Dan is back to his old self now that he has broken it off with that energy vamp, Michelle, he dating that sucked his life force from him and drained the fun out of every room she entered.
by gtbarry March 23, 2009
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**A combination of "girl" and "translate"**
1)to have a female friend translate what another female said so that your male brain can understand what was REALLY said
2)to have a female friend pre-screen and edit your words BEFORE you send them to a female of consequence
**A combination of "girl" and "translate"**
1)to have a female friend translate what another female said so that your male brain can understand what was REALLY said
2)to have a female friend pre-screen and edit your words BEFORE you send them to a female of consequence
Dan was going to give the following note to his girlfriend, Michelle, on the occasion of their one-year anniversary: “You’re coo. Let’s get it on tonight after you cook for me.”
But luckily, Dan’s friend, Alicia, was able to girlate before he sent it to Michelle so it read: “Love cannot not be gift-wrapped into a box. But if you were love, I would want to unwrap you and hug you for the rest of our lives!”
But luckily, Dan’s friend, Alicia, was able to girlate before he sent it to Michelle so it read: “Love cannot not be gift-wrapped into a box. But if you were love, I would want to unwrap you and hug you for the rest of our lives!”
by gtbarry February 15, 2009
Get the girlate mug.Despite Dan's repeated request to Rosie to meet with her friend Lisa, he never met up with Lisa because Rosie booby trapped his attempts because she had a crush on him.
by gtbarry August 16, 2008
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a situation in which there is no chance of winning. See also....modern day version of this term is "iraq"
a situation in which there is no chance of winning. See also....modern day version of this term is "iraq"
"Honey, does this make me look fat?"
"I am so not answering that. You are NOT getting me into THAT vietnam."
"I am so not answering that. You are NOT getting me into THAT vietnam."
by gtbarry August 28, 2008
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To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving in to their viewpoint, all the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said
To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving in to their viewpoint, all the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said
Dan reached a kompromise with Michelle when he agreed to "take things slow", even though he knew he would get some later that night.
by gtbarry October 3, 2008
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An abstract and nebulous concept for men that actually may be only a theory or conjecture in which someone does one thing and then something else may or may not occur because of that first thing, but may not - but who cares cause we’re dudes and this sentence went on way too long with out the words “ass” or “boobies.”
An abstract and nebulous concept for men that actually may be only a theory or conjecture in which someone does one thing and then something else may or may not occur because of that first thing, but may not - but who cares cause we’re dudes and this sentence went on way too long with out the words “ass” or “boobies.”
Dan suffered konsequences when Michelle came out of the bathroom and saw him dancing with another girl at the bar and stormed outside.
by gtbarry October 3, 2008
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