1 definition by grumpy dog
A guy with an extremely large vagina who is butthurt about everything in life. He fakes everything. Someone who is jealous about his 6th grade crush. A kid who loves attention whenever he can get it and adores pizza, would shove his face in it when he gets the chance. Also he lives on the roof with his family.
Ricky: I'm gonna go to the pizzeria to get pizza then jump off a roof to get attention.
Bobby: Ok you Cooney.
Bobby: Ok you Cooney.
by grumpy dog March 10, 2017