grimly fiendish's definitions
Money that will magically appear before your eyes if you share posts from various internet and tv preachers. It's that easy!
Mary B. from Flagstaff, AZ.: "We were living under a bridge, and then I saw the God money message from the reverend. I passed it on to 10 of my closest friends and the money just fell from the sky! Now we are rich and living in a mansion! Praise God money!"
by grimly fiendish April 1, 2020
Get the god moneymug. by grimly fiendish July 19, 2025
Get the Frisco popmug. This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.
Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"
by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020
Get the dyslexic redneck mindfuckmug. Deceptive advertising used by Christian youth pastors to lure unsuspecting teens into their brainwashing seminars, even though the bible speaks directly against such treachery; "For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ" (2nd Corinthians 11:13)
Slippery looking character handing out flyers: "Hey gang swing on by the church tonight for some food, fun, and fellowship! It's gonna be a swell time!"
by grimly fiendish April 1, 2020
Get the Fellowshipmug. On "Valantimes" day, Bobby Earl come over and fixed my "chimley". Then we snorted sum "oxycottons" and watched that movie with "Dark Vader". I think it's called "Star Track"
by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015
Get the Dark Vadermug. A short sleeve, buttoned shirt with a collar. Available in solid colors or pastel plaid. Pocket protectors sold separately.
by grimly fiendish June 4, 2025
Get the Boomer shirtmug. by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015
Get the corn clockmug.