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god money

Money that will magically appear before your eyes if you share posts from various internet and tv preachers. It's that easy!
Mary B. from Flagstaff, AZ.: "We were living under a bridge, and then I saw the God money message from the reverend. I passed it on to 10 of my closest friends and the money just fell from the sky! Now we are rich and living in a mansion! Praise God money!"
by grimly fiendish April 1, 2020
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Burzum scale

Unit of measurement used in determining the flammability of a church.
Free-thinking neopagan: "This one should light up pretty quick guys. It's only got a score of 3.2 on the Burzum scale."
by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020
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dyslexic redneck mindfuck

This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.
Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"
by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020
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City boots

"Cowboy boots are useless on icy sidewalks, you need a pair of City boots"
by grimly fiendish January 30, 2022
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COVID poser

A dedicated fan of Lego, retro video games, and vinyl during lockdown but has since went back to his craft beer flights, indoor axe throwing, and pickleball.
"Dakota is such a COVID poser. As soon as lockdown lifted, he went right back to being a gentrified sheep"
by grimly fiendish July 8, 2025
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Chur-key

Native American tribe that half of the crackers in the southern United States claim to be descended from.
"My daddy was a full blooded Chur-key injun"
by grimly fiendish May 17, 2025
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