Fellowship

Deceptive advertising used by Christian youth pastors to lure unsuspecting teens into their brainwashing seminars, even though the bible speaks directly against such treachery; "For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ" (2nd Corinthians 11:13)

Slippery looking character handing out flyers: "Hey gang swing on by the church tonight for some food, fun, and fellowship! It's gonna be a swell time!"

by grimly fiendish April 01, 2020

burbalang

Taking a dump in someone else's toilet and intentionally not flushing.

Honey, have you met the new neighbors yet? Yep, they invited me over and I left them a burbalang!

by grimly fiendish October 12, 2015

City boots

Hi top sneakers

"Cowboy boots are useless on icy sidewalks, you need a pair of City boots"

by grimly fiendish January 30, 2022

corn clock

A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.

According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.

by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015

Praig'net

Trailer trash translation meaning "with child." The mother-to-be is almost always under 18, and there's a 50/50 chance the baby's father is a blood relative.

"Darlene's been messing around with her daddy again and done went and got herself praig'net."

by grimly fiendish May 17, 2025

kidology

Solving problems and overcoming obstacles by thinking like a kid.

Dude, how did you ever figure that out? Simple, I used kidology.

by grimly fiendish October 12, 2015

shittally tote-faced

End result of an all night drinking binge, which usually includes waking up next to an ugly woman, and/or a missing wallet.

"Dude, you were shittally tote-faced last night"

by grimly fiendish October 26, 2016