grimly fiendish's definitions

kidology

Solving problems and overcoming obstacles by thinking like a kid.

Dude, how did you ever figure that out? Simple, I used kidology.

by grimly fiendish October 12, 2015

Boomer shirt

A short sleeve, buttoned shirt with a collar. Available in solid colors or pastel plaid. Pocket protectors sold separately.

"Our teacher, Mr Fagstik buys his boomer shirts at the Walmart."

by grimly fiendish June 4, 2025

Fellowship

Deceptive advertising used by Christian youth pastors to lure unsuspecting teens into their brainwashing seminars, even though the bible speaks directly against such treachery; "For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ" (2nd Corinthians 11:13)

Slippery looking character handing out flyers: "Hey gang swing on by the church tonight for some food, fun, and fellowship! It's gonna be a swell time!"

by grimly fiendish April 1, 2020

god money

Money that will magically appear before your eyes if you share posts from various internet and tv preachers. It's that easy!

Mary B. from Flagstaff, AZ.: "We were living under a bridge, and then I saw the God money message from the reverend. I passed it on to 10 of my closest friends and the money just fell from the sky! Now we are rich and living in a mansion! Praise God money!"

by grimly fiendish April 1, 2020

corn clock

A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.

According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.

by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015

Nacho baby

The best possible outcome for a playas DNA test.

"Goot news, Qwantavious! DNA test say lil' Antwon nacho baby!"

by grimly fiendish June 5, 2025

burbalang

Taking a dump in someone else's toilet and intentionally not flushing.

Honey, have you met the new neighbors yet? Yep, they invited me over and I left them a burbalang!

by grimly fiendish October 12, 2015