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Xel'Naga

A non-playable race in the Blizzard game Starcraft. Heard of only in the storyline, though never portrayed, they are supposedly the creators of the Protoss and the Zerg. The Xel'Naga creatures roamed the universe in travelling "worldships", and breathed life into several species, in an attempt to create the perfect lifeform.

The Protoss presented the purity of Form.
The Zerg presented the purity of Essence.

Though the Xel'Naga are now extinct, if the Protoss and Zerg would ever merge into one species, they would represent the Purity of Being.

Whispers of the Last of the Xel'Naga remain.

by Grey December 20, 2004

Roffels

The alternate (and commonly considered wrong) version of Roffles. Less funny though.

I'mma reply to this topic with a crapload of roffels!

by Grey December 20, 2004

clitmaster

originates from the movie jay and silent bob, but is now generally used in reference to the clitmaster Grey Gardner of santa rosa california

"Grey is the clitmaster"

by grey September 18, 2004

Siberia

Siberia is in either Europe or Asia... or like, Russia or something. It's fucking cold.

It's cold in Siberia, NIGGUH!

by grey September 22, 2005

Protoss

One of three playable races in the game Starcraft by Blizzard Entertainment. They're the opposites of the scale compared to the Zerg. The Protoss are a stoic, psionically enhanced species which represent what we would know as the pinnacle of evolution. They are few in number, but each unit is incredibly powerful. One of the favorite units of Protoss enthousiasts is the Archon.

"Protoss" means "The Firstborn". In the storyline behind the game, they are the first creation of the Xel'Naga, a most likely extinct species which was obsessed with creating the ultimate lifeform.

The Protoss represent the purity of form. The Zerg represent the purity of essence.

The Protoss's worst enemy is the Terran's EMP Shockwave.

I am Protoss. I am complete. The Conclave will overcome. Hail Tassadar.

by Grey December 20, 2004

welcher

an enormously gay man who likes to jizz in his partner's ass and slurp out the man-juice with a straw

" ken is such a welcher"

by grey September 18, 2004

UD Rape

Verb
To use Urban Dictionary as a personal message board.
Noun
The use of Urban Dictionary as a personal message board.
Other forms:
UD Raper/ Rapist: see Psycho Bitch, Gumba Gumba, Kung-Fu Jesus, Light Joker

UD Rape is one of the most common things on UD, second only to sexual inuendo.
UD Rapers should be banned, somehow.

by grey October 21, 2006