grem's definitions

purple headed womb beater

A name synonimous with the turgid penis

I rendered her disabled with my purple headed womb beater

by grem November 3, 2003

sweetcorn alley

shagging a bird or bloke up the arse and ending up with a piece of sweetcorn under the foreskin. (nb see gibo).

Bird : "fucking hell you have a cheesy knob jolly green giant."
Gibo : "no it's sweetcorn ally from last night, how's your arse after last night?"

by grem November 3, 2003

acorn

a gentlemans flacid circumsized cock

i think squirrel nutkin has be hoarding in your underpants for the winter

by grem November 3, 2003

Jarf

A funny member off the RvB Forum Family. He also has the best english accent.

So, what do you like in a lady? ~ doubleb
My penis ~ Jarf

by Grem July 6, 2004

pump action yoghurt rifle

male genitalia

I filled her to the brim with my pump action yoghurt rifle.

by grem November 3, 2003