Definitions by grem

Jarf 

A funny member off the RvB Forum Family. He also has the best english accent.

So, what do you like in a lady? ~ doubleb
My penis ~ Jarf

Jarf by Grem July 6, 2004

sweetcorn alley 

shagging a bird or bloke up the arse and ending up with a piece of sweetcorn under the foreskin. (nb see gibo).

Bird : "fucking hell you have a cheesy knob jolly green giant."
Gibo : "no it's sweetcorn ally from last night, how's your arse after last night?"

sweetcorn alley by grem November 3, 2003

acorn

a gentlemans flacid circumsized cock

i think squirrel nutkin has be hoarding in your underpants for the winter

acorn by grem November 3, 2003

purple headed womb beater 

A name synonimous with the turgid penis

I rendered her disabled with my purple headed womb beater

purple headed womb beater by grem November 3, 2003

pump action yoghurt rifle 

male genitalia

I filled her to the brim with my pump action yoghurt rifle.

pump action yoghurt rifle by grem November 3, 2003