260 definitions by gregben

impusstor

A fake pussy.

Jennie: Can you rub and fist my pussy?
Jack: That’s actually an impusstor pussy.

by gregben June 10, 2021

Grandmotherfucker

Also known as your grandfather.
Named for mating with his wife to produce children who then become parents of his grandchildren.

Ben: Me and my motherfucker just went to see my grandmotherfucker for Motherfucker's Day (also known as Father's Day).
Gregory: My motherfucker (or my father) is such a charm and treats you with love.

by gregben July 7, 2021

Sanjay and Craic

An Irish cartoon about a boy and a snake that party at a nightclub while drinking alcohol.
Craic is the Irish word for fun/enjoyment.

You: I’ve been drinking in the couch while watching Sanjay and Craic.
Me: I like to play some EDM and dance.
You: Like Sanjay and Craic are doing at the nightclub.
Me: Yeah.

by gregben March 13, 2022

PISS

A rock band known for their erotic nature of giving the audience heart pounding music, which makes anyone either piss their pants (hence the band name) or give handsome guys erections and banging on hot chicks til beef curtains form in their pussies.
Piss plays the song I Wanna Fuck a Whore, sending the boyz and girlz moaning and throwing an orgy.

PISS: I WANNA FUCK A WHORE ALL NIGHT AND ORGY EVERYDAY!
Gregory: These whores are being fucked all night.
Ben: I know, it’s an orgy all night long.

by gregben July 3, 2022

Niggy Azalea

Africa’s greatest rapper besides Niggi Minaj.
Also Africa’s tallest female rapper, a staggering 5’10”.
She’s Africa’s top model.

Niggi Minaj: I thought I was the best rapper.
Niggy Azalea.

by gregben February 20, 2022

Kilobeat

1000 beats.

This song is played at a kilobeat per minute (1000 BPM).

by gregben September 18, 2023

Sexadollar

69 dollars.

Me: How much are these tickets worth?
You: A sexadollar.
Me: What does that mean?
You: It's 69 dollars.

by gregben September 18, 2023