2 definitions by graffix420

mongolian mud-fuck

Someone who looks a cross-eyed, drunken, chronic crackhead.

I went on a week long binge, and, when i awoke. I looked like the remains of a mongolian mud-fuck!

by graffix420 April 10, 2009

When one is so inclined as to take a dump, add it to a long tube sock, then add a lock. You then smack your victim accross the face with it.

I didn't want to give the shitty impression, but how else could I break his jaw and smear shit on him at the same time?

by graffix420 April 11, 2009