2 definitions by gpowell31
A Luciano is something that lives in rich upper-middle class neighborhoods. Usually comes out at night. eats a shit load, has glasses, and has very bad karma.
"I saw a Luciano last night."
by gpowell31 January 10, 2012
When one ejaculates on ones teeth while they are sleeping in below-freezing conditions. Wait a few hours and when they wake up they will have a new mouthpiece!
by gpowell31 January 10, 2012