goodaaron's definitions

cock slap

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis

She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!

by goodaaron March 19, 2003

big fat oprah tits

when a situation has reached an all time low

Man, the movie national sucurity was tits. big fat oprah tits.

by goodaaron January 25, 2003

speckfuckintacular

an article possessing the qualities of specatuclar to a point whre it combines with fuckin

Jenny's ass was speckfuckintacular

by goodaaron January 3, 2003

rapekit

A set of supplies used to commit rape. Often include roofies, condoms, and a video camera.
NOTE: a simpler rapte kit consists soley of a brick

The hoes better watch out, Gaddis has his rape kit out tonight!

by GoodAaron January 23, 2003

maggot

person who considers themselves to be a huge slipknot fan

Glen is a hard core maggot. He'd Suck Corey Taylors nuts!

by goodaaron January 2, 2003