goober's definitions

soupy excrement

A phrase for diarrhea.

"I told the Doc that I was crapping out soupy excrement...He said I had diarrhea.. GO FIGURE!"

by Goober April 5, 2004

wing

a fleshy, flap of skin that connects the penis and scrotum of some men

A fleshy, flap-like wing connects my penis to my scrotum.

by goober June 9, 2004

googletelligence

To have the knowledge how to search on google.

Wow...your googletelligence was great finding that info.

by goober September 9, 2004

steakhouse

Slang for the bathroom.

"Hey, I'll be in the steakhouse taking a dump if anyone needs me."

by Goober April 5, 2004

geyness

something/someone's relative ammount of gey

Hey Bunny, that chick is really showing her geyness.

by goober September 12, 2004

deflanitifinalize

to do something very horrible to something important to another person or his/her belongings.

"I will deflanitifinalize your computer!"

by Goober January 17, 2005

AFFC

Acronym for "A Feast for Crows," the fourth book in George R. R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" series (ASOIAF), a series that owns more than anything in the history of the multiverse has ever owned.

OMFG when the FUCK does AFFC come out?

by goober June 9, 2004