2 definitions by goliath92738

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smf
stupid mother fucker
Did you just fuck that bitch with blue waffles? SMF!
by goliath92738 April 03, 2011

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PWI
planking while intoxicated
Dude 1: Dude, where were you last night?
Dude 2: I spent the night in jail.
Dude 1: What the fuck did you do?
Dude 2: I got caught for PWI.
Dude 1: Where did you plank on?
Dude 2: On a cop car with the cop still in the car!

Dude 1: LOL...SMF!
by goliath92738 June 14, 2011

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