2 definitions by golfpunk500

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What you get when you eat a lot of asparagus and go take a pee and it smells like bad asparagus.
I ate a 1/2 pound of asparagus last night and I still have asparagus dick.
by golfpunk500 October 10, 2011

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Marijuana that expands in your lungs to the point that you cough so bad that your eyes water and you have snot and saliva hanging out of your mouth and nose. The user who smokes blowsion usally soils the smoking utensil with saliva and/or snot.
I had to take Becky to the ER last night after she took a hit of some blowsion. She coughed so hard she has a partially collapsed lung.
by golfpunk500 March 16, 2008

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