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Definitions by gobshite

pick a window 

A question presented to a person that has far outstayed their welcome and hence you intend to hasten their departure by thowing them through a pane glass window and into the street.
Pick a window ya cunt, yor fuckin leaving !
pick a window by gobshite March 2, 2005
To be on the losing end of a fight.
No wonder he got chinned, he was acting like a right tit
chinned by gobshite March 2, 2005

pant sniffer 

A derogatory term for someone you very much dislike, and are suggesting that they spend their spare time sniffing the inside seam of worn pants.
Going to that party sounds good, but that Peter will be there and he's a right pant sniffer
pant sniffer by gobshite March 2, 2005

shut your shite 

To encourage someone to refrain from talking further codswallop.
Bill : I was approached by a scout last weekend during football training and he asked me if i wanted to sign a contract with Manchester United !

Ben : Shut your shite, you lying bastard.
shut your shite by gobshite March 2, 2005

ragdolled 

To be forcefully grabbed and shaken with such ferocity that the recipient resembles a ragdoll, usually occuring when a person has to restrain from more direct attacks for the sake of some bad concequences. For example nightclub bouncers/men with angry girlfriends/prison guards etc.
The cheeky twat thought he was a proper hard cunt til the bouncers ragdolled him all over the bar before chucking him out.
ragdolled by gobshite March 2, 2005