gobshite's definitions

fuck that

A definite and unmistakeable 'No'

Stevie : So are you goin to call the fat bird from that nightclub back for a shag then ?

Jon : Fuck That.

or

Girlfriend : Darling, Cuddles has ran out of catfood and he's hungry. I know its snowing babe but ive just done my hair, will you nip round the shop for some ?

Boyfriend : Fuck That.

by gobshite March 2, 2005

pant sniffer

A derogatory term for someone you very much dislike, and are suggesting that they spend their spare time sniffing the inside seam of worn pants.

Going to that party sounds good, but that Peter will be there and he's a right pant sniffer

by gobshite March 2, 2005

stott

To hit something off something as hard as you can

Watch me pint Dave, That bloke back there called me a dopey twat. Am gonna go take him outside an stott him off the car park

by gobshite March 5, 2005

dinner dumper

The Arsehole

That girl I took home last night was dirtier than a tramps vest, and insisted I take her up the dinner dumper.

by gobshite July 4, 2009

shut your shite

To encourage someone to refrain from talking further codswallop.

Bill : I was approached by a scout last weekend during football training and he asked me if i wanted to sign a contract with Manchester United !

Ben : Shut your shite, you lying bastard.

by gobshite March 2, 2005