2 definitions by goatsniffer

albino shower rat

A large amount of sperm deposited in the shower, collecting body hair on its way to the drain, only to get stuck in the metal grate, giving the resemblance of an albino rat.

"John what the fuck? you left a fucking albino shower rat in the bathroom this morning."

by goatsniffer January 17, 2008

Shower toe jam

Stepping into the shower realizing that you just stepped in your roomates jiz.

"When John woke up he went to the bathroom, slipped on some shower toe jam and broke his neck."

by goatsniffer January 17, 2008