2 definitions by goatfetus00
by goatfetus00 January 4, 2020
when you're trying to fuck a girl way too tall for you.
Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.
Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.
"Hey... Did you fuck Shaaron yet?"
"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."
"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."
by goatfetus00 January 4, 2020