An Indian boy who currently is in 9th grade at Long Reach High School. He has gathered a cult following because of his large male organ in comparison to other South Asian men. Akash is skittish like a hummingbird and enjoys feasting on cat nip every once in a while.
Short midget: That Akash kid is such a strange kid!
Extra short midget: I know! But he's such a lil' cutie!