178 definitions by gnostic1
Drive carefully this morning. It's still nebtime and the streets are awash with lohans.
What's the matter with you all coming in at nebtime like this! Wait'll I find my teeth so I can lecture you at length without covering you in spit.
What's the matter with you all coming in at nebtime like this! Wait'll I find my teeth so I can lecture you at length without covering you in spit.
by gnostic1 January 8, 2011
by gnostic1 August 6, 2010
n. 1)Wherever the Denver Broncos are going instead of to the league championship game.
2) Any disappointing event attended reluctantly when God doesn't come through.
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2) Any disappointing event attended reluctantly when God doesn't come through.
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Don't cry dear. I'm sure you'll have just as much fun at the Teebowl as you would have had at the State champioships. Maybe next year Jesus will love you and want you for a sunbeam.
by gnostic1 January 15, 2012
n. the complex sentences, gestures, and facial expressions one uses when extracting oneself from a sticky situation.
v. useage of same.
v. useage of same.
1)Did you hear how Kara seamlessly employed blatant adlibbery when the electronics manager asked why six televisions were nestled in her car?
2) Don't try any of that adlibbery on me young man! I can smell the evil weed and see the cheerleaders leg!
2) Don't try any of that adlibbery on me young man! I can smell the evil weed and see the cheerleaders leg!
by gnostic1 January 4, 2011
adj. Hunger following crummy sex.
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Well, that's over. How about getting me some food?
You are one toastcoital romantic.
You got that right sugar. Now less talk more wok.
You are one toastcoital romantic.
You got that right sugar. Now less talk more wok.
by gnostic1 October 28, 2012
n. The focus of the action; the place or trick to aim for or emulate. Originally an ice curling term for the rock the captain corn brooms but now widely used in the skate boarding world.
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1) At this meeting we are going to hit the hammer rock so hard their power point will wreck!
2) Nice leapstand bro! But let's see you hit the hammer rock that Skatemark laid down yesterday
2) Nice leapstand bro! But let's see you hit the hammer rock that Skatemark laid down yesterday
by gnostic1 November 9, 2011
There's no danger of watching 3-D movies at my house! My husband, the tech-nickel genius, soldered a new vacuum tube into the betamax.
Some tech-nickel genius from IT installed my firewall backwards so the only e-mail I get is spam and porn.
Some tech-nickel genius from IT installed my firewall backwards so the only e-mail I get is spam and porn.
by gnostic1 September 18, 2010