Definitions by gigger06

Hillbilly lottery 

When someone works at a job just long enough to be able to earn unemployment once they intentionally get fired

Why ain't Jed lookin' fer a job?

Didn' ya here...he dun an' hit the hillbilly lottery. Wal Mart gonna be payin' him fer a while.

Hillbilly lottery by gigger06 August 29, 2010

Wal Mart camo 

When you wear your crappiest, hole filled, and stained clothing to Wal Mart so that you can blend into the environment.

Unless you want to recreate a scence from Deliverance, you better put on your Wal Mart camo!

Wal Mart camo by gigger06 August 17, 2010

Lick Ninja 

An animal (in particular, a dog) that will sneak up on you while you're watching TV and lick you to death

Look out Rob, my dog Hildi is a real lick ninja.

Lick Ninja by gigger06 July 19, 2010

Droolcicle 

Hanging slobber from a living thing's mouth that looks like an icicle.

Most commonly found with dogs and crying children.

Whenever I eat a snack, my dog always gets the droolcicles under his lips.

Droolcicle by gigger06 January 3, 2010