The home nation of the Neckbeard
people (i.e. Neckbeards, "Neckbeardis", Neck Beard
Its currency could be Bitcoin
, or perhaps Tolkienite
? Exchange rates vary.
Its flag / heraldry is disputed. The legendary Three Wolf Moon T Shirt
was up for "modernization." Designs depicting "virgin
s and a comic book store" (i.e. nerdtopia
) have mysteriously vanished from a sub reddit
- even though demographically speaking - the virgin
s should be male.
Chief imports are non-nutritive cheesy product (e.g. Doritos
); carbonated beverages (e.g. Jolt Cola
, Mountain Dew
; and movies, TV, technology and/or games (e.g. video games
The rich, diverse culture of the Neckbeard
is can seem unusual. Within Neckbeardistan
, bitter disputes erupt as borders shift due to releases (or announcements) of media, products, and technology.
Travel forecast: The dark console wars
look to continue (which carry forth the tribal conflicts of the emacs
Beware: one cannot simply walk into forums via teh Interwebz
and expect safety.
On the outskirts of Neckbeardistan
), you'll find the Renfaire
- where some Neckbeard
is frolic outdoors, get sun stroke, and possibly laid
!); while imbibing beer, meade, and authentically gnawing on turkey legs.
! My monitor tan
Chief exports of Neckbeardistan
are little known facts
advice, and tech support