5 definitions by germantopdog
by germantopdog August 9, 2023
A sexual psychiatric condition in which a persons mental state exists in a continuous realm of raunchy erotic thought.
"I just spoke to TC. She forget to pick up her new pillows. I swear she really does have erotoanimophilia. All she could think about was that new vibrator she wants, and how to use it."
by germantopdog March 20, 2023
MBS (Myles Bowel Syndrome) is a condition effecting the human digestive system, also known as, "I would rather have a shit than do any work today"syndrome. Common symptoms include the conscience requirement to take a shit at an hourly rate, and a near forced shitting commitment at the sight of a bathroom or portable toilet. It should be noted that a person suffering from the condition rarely has to take a shit on a scheduled lunch or bathroom break.
Todd: Dude that one hour lunch break was dope! To bad we got to get back to work...actually I'll let you get started where we left off. I've got a touch of the MBS today.
by germantopdog August 24, 2018
A person who is attracted to people whether it be sexually, romantically, or otherwise, to intelligence or intelligent people rather than to the physical, and obtain sexual gratification from being subjected to physical pain or humiliation,
"Bro I met this chic on POF named raMaidaN. Her erotic realm is off the charts, I swear she's a true Masosapiophile."
by germantopdog March 14, 2023
verb,
Induction of masculine vocal characteristics onto a female voice sample by altering the pitch and formant; analogous to the colour pink of Atlantic salmon.
Induction of masculine vocal characteristics onto a female voice sample by altering the pitch and formant; analogous to the colour pink of Atlantic salmon.
Detective Haras asked the audio forensic lab to salmonify the voice recording to make it less annoying.
by germantopdog August 9, 2023