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1 definition by gerbil of destruction

When you eat aspapagus and it makes your pee smell terrible the next day. It is sometimes not flushed for the purpose of getting back at, or irritating others.
Whenever Johnny ate asperagus, he purposely didn't flush just to irritate his parents with his asparapiss.
by gerbil of destruction March 26, 2011