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Primary Dealers

pwi-meh-wee deew-ews

1. financial terrorists.
The economy needed saving, but the Federal Reserve gave a bunch of newly printed money to the Primary Dealers instead.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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inewitable

in-ew-i-tuh-buhl
adjective, noun

1. That which is or represents something that is inevitable.

2. Creepily describing your heinous, dictatorial master plan as inevitable. See: Kim Jong Il, Team America
"Inewitable! Goddamnit, open you're fuckin' eahs." - Dear Leader Kim Jong Il
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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financial terrorist

phi-nan-shull teh-wō-wist
noun

1. Any person or entity that knowingly and willingly distorts the financial markets and/or the economy at large for their own personal benefit or political benefit at the expense of a large body politic.

Examples include:
The Primary Dealers
The Federal Reserve
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Jon Corzine
Bernie Madoff
Lloyd Blankfein
Kenneth Lay
Timothy Geithner
Bank of America
Brian Moynihan
Many US Senators
Many members of US House of Representatives
George Bush
Barack Obama
Bank of England
European Central Bank
Mario Monti
Lucas Papademos

and many, many more financial terrorists....
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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MF Global

MF Global was a member of the Primary Dealers and received billions of dollars in US tax dollars and newly printed money. And they still went bankrupt.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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Haisian

hey-shun
noun

1. An Asian person living in Haiti.
2. The common mispronunciation of the word "Asian" by a French-speaking person.
All of the Haitians, being French-speaking, hear little difference in pronunciation of the words "Haitian" and "Haisian." Thus the difference is in the eye of the beholder -- slanted or rounded.
by George Stuffalottapuss December 18, 2011
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Lindt

lin-duh-tee
noun

1. A delicious but ultimately weird chocolate ball with a solid outer and a milky-inner.
Most of the employees who work at the Stratham, NH manufacturing plant of Lindt Chocolate Factory are underpaid Filipinos who don't speak much English.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 4, 2012
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Federal Reserve

After the 2008 financial crisis, the world economy needed saving, but the Federal Reserve gave a bunch of newly printed money to the Primary Dealers instead.
by George Stuffalottapuss October 19, 2012
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