Definitions by george pooney

deez apples 

synonymous with "deez nutz".

Hey there biatch, why don't you bob for deez apples.

deez apples by George Pooney April 15, 2008

mouse mat 

A hairy bush of a vagina with a tampon string hanging out of it, or possibly dangling in the wind.

Man, I was gonna munch that puss 'til I realized it was a mouse mat.

mouse mat by george pooney April 3, 2008

colostohe 

A guy who shits in a colostomy bag.

Look at ol' funky ass colostohe over there. Wonder if his bag is full?

colostohe by George Pooney April 1, 2008

hannibalesbian 

A lesbian who enjoys eating raw flesh, primarily chewing on labia.

Damn, yo! Check out the DSLs on that hannibalesbian!

hannibalesbian by George Pooney April 1, 2008

meat box 

An extremely robust vagina, usually found on females with oversized labia or "laffy taffy".

"Daaaaaamn! Check out the meat box on that honey!"
"Pop that meat box"

meat box by George Pooney March 28, 2008