4 definitions by geofferz

1664 Syndrome

When you're checking out a girl from behind you can see her legs, her arse and her hair. She looks like a 16-year-old. She turns around and you realise she's actually 64. You have to wash your eyes out with soap.

Loosely connected to Kronenberg 1664's 'a bad year for composing a good year for beer' adverts. Not sure how though...

'Mate - check out that bird she's...oh my god!!!'
'Yeah - 1664 syndrome, never mind'

by geofferz March 31, 2006

1664 Syndrome

When you're checking out a girl from behind you can see her legs, her arse and her hair. She looks like a 16-year-old. She turns around and you realise she's actually 64. You have to wash your eyes out with soap.

Loosely connected to Kronenberg 1664's 'a bad year for composing a good year for beer' adverts. Not sure how though...

'Mate - check out that bird she's...oh my god!!!'
'Yeah - 1664 syndrome, never mind'

by geofferz April 4, 2006

Jolly Good

Very british term used to describe a an absolutely excellent posh wank.

Herbert: 'Guess what I did last night, Humphrey'
Humphrey: 'I don't know Herbert, what did you do last night?'
Herbert: 'I had a posh wank last night'
Humphrey: 'Did you really, how was it?'
Herbert: Jolly Good thanks

by geofferz April 4, 2006

Jolly Good

Very british term used to describe a an absolutely excellent posh wank.

Herbert: 'Guess what I did last night, Humphrey'
Humphrey: 'I don't know Herbert, what did you do last night?'
Herbert: 'I had a posh wank last night'
Humphrey: 'Did you really, how was it?'
Herbert: Jolly Good thanks

by geofferz March 31, 2006