Kronenberger

jewish. german. awesome.

i wish i were a kronenberger

by motormouth maybelle July 7, 2010

Kronenberger

it is impossible to sum up the exact amazingness of a kronenberger. a kronenberger is the most amazing kind of person you will ever meet. very sexy, easy to talk to, outgoing, and loves to help people. VERY TALENTED. kronenbergers have a certain je ne sais quoi when it comes to the performing arts, are amazing dancers, and tend to have a certain love for musicals such as "wicked", "chicago", and "west side story". also, they are normally on the short side. befriending a kronenberger will bring you happiness and good fortune for the rest of your life.

nicholas: you're coming on the rollercoaster with me!

a kronenberger: i can't. i mean...i don't make the height limit.

nicholas: that's okay. you're awesome and you're an amazing friend. let's dance!

by Elphie1017 July 10, 2010

kronenberg

Is a guy that always seems to wonder where he is and why he is there. But hugely lovable.

Hey did you see that kronenberg? He is standing by the door for 5 minutes now.

by ShakaDing June 1, 2017