1 definition by gdp247365
Ahh, the notorious skittle sweeper.
Entire novels have been dedicated to recording the trials and troubles of one of these persons. The following is a short excerpt from one of these such literary works:
"......croc-wearing chaunce that squats when he pees and involves himself in other random acts of doucheyness. Skittle sweepers are active fellows and take on a number of hobbies and extracurricular activities including, but not limited to
1. Drinking franzia out of wine glasses
2. Repping fantasy sports teams in public
3. Talking shit to 9 year old kids playing call of duty on xbox live
4. And of course, watching St. Elmos fire on hulu."
Entire novels have been dedicated to recording the trials and troubles of one of these persons. The following is a short excerpt from one of these such literary works:
"......croc-wearing chaunce that squats when he pees and involves himself in other random acts of doucheyness. Skittle sweepers are active fellows and take on a number of hobbies and extracurricular activities including, but not limited to
1. Drinking franzia out of wine glasses
2. Repping fantasy sports teams in public
3. Talking shit to 9 year old kids playing call of duty on xbox live
4. And of course, watching St. Elmos fire on hulu."
Doug- "that dude with the bow tie must have holes in his pockets because he is dropping multi-colored candies everywhere."
Brad- "Yea, what's up with that? Someone needs to get him a broom so he can sweep that shit up.... BRO, IS HE HE WATCHING ST ELMOS FIRE ON HIS IPHONE?!!
Doug- "No way, a real live skittle sweeper!!! let's get out of here. I think im getting skittelitis just breathing the same air as him...
Brad- "Yea, what's up with that? Someone needs to get him a broom so he can sweep that shit up.... BRO, IS HE HE WATCHING ST ELMOS FIRE ON HIS IPHONE?!!
Doug- "No way, a real live skittle sweeper!!! let's get out of here. I think im getting skittelitis just breathing the same air as him...
by gdp247365 January 2, 2012