Ahh, the notorious skittle sweeper.
Entire novels have been dedicated to recording the trials and troubles
of one of these
persons. The following is a short excerpt from one of these
such literary works:
"......croc-wearing chaunce that
squats when he pees
and involves himself in other random acts
of doucheyness. Skittle sweepers are active fellows and take on a number
of hobbies and extracurricular activities
including, but not limited to
1. Drinking franzia out of wine glasses
2. Repping fantasy sports
teams in public
3. Talking shit to 9 year old kids playing call of duty on xbox
4. And of course, watching St. Elmos fire on hulu."
Doug- "that dude
with the bow tie must have holes in his pockets because
he is dropping multi-colored candies everywhere."
Brad- "Yea, what's up with that? Someone needs to get him a broom so he can sweep that shit up.... BRO, IS HE HE WATCHING ST ELMOS FIRE ON HIS IPHONE?!!
Doug- "No way, a real live skittle sweeper!!! let's get out of here. I think im getting skittelitis just breathing the same air as him...