3 definitions by garuru0

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The act of pulling down your pants and cramming your penis into a random strangers mouth and walking away.
Dude, i saw a midget in the mall! I just had to lolipop her!" "You have got to stop lolipopping!
by garuru0 January 01, 2011

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When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.
Hugh Hefner had taken too many boner pills and had to have surgery because of Petrified Wood.
by garuru0 December 27, 2009

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Santa's alter ego.
"And for Jimmy we have...an eternity in hell!!!" said satan/santa
by garuru0 December 28, 2009

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