Definitions by garuru0

Lolipopping 

The act of pulling down your pants and cramming your penis into a random strangers mouth and walking away.

Dude, i saw a midget in the mall! I just had to lolipop her!" "You have got to stop lolipopping!

Lolipopping by garuru0 January 2, 2011

Satan 

Santa's alter ego.

"And for Jimmy we have...an eternity in hell!!!" said satan/santa

Satan by garuru0 December 28, 2009

Petrified Wood 

When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.

Hugh Hefner had taken too many boner pills and had to have surgery because of Petrified Wood.

Petrified Wood by garuru0 December 27, 2009