Urban Dictionary: Definitions by garuru0

Petrified Wood

When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.

Hugh Hefner had taken too many boner pills and had to have surgery because of Petrified Wood.

by garuru0 December 27, 2009

The act of pulling down your pants and cramming your penis into a random strangers mouth and walking away.

Dude, i saw a midget in the mall! I just had to lolipop her!" "You have got to stop lolipopping!

by garuru0 January 2, 2011

"And for Jimmy we have...an eternity in hell!!!" said satan/santa

by garuru0 December 28, 2009