4 definitions by gartholomew
1. Someone you can tolerate 75% of the time but who, the other 25% of the time, reminds you why you aren't dating or married.
2. A person who's more than a friend but less than significant other.
3. A relationship that's not a relationship.
2. A person who's more than a friend but less than significant other.
3. A relationship that's not a relationship.
"I'm taking my 75/25 to my cousin's wedding. I hope she doesn't get any ideas."
"This weekend? I don't know . . . maybe I'll see the 75/25 if I can stand it."
"No way could I live with the 75/25. I'd rip out his throat within a week."
"She's not my girlfriend; we just have a 75/25."
"This weekend? I don't know . . . maybe I'll see the 75/25 if I can stand it."
"No way could I live with the 75/25. I'd rip out his throat within a week."
"She's not my girlfriend; we just have a 75/25."
by gartholomew March 17, 2013
According to a witness at the scene, the victim was engaged in an act of lingerlingus when he inadvertently swallowed a bra hook and subsequently expired.
by gartholomew February 21, 2011
"Thank you for coming! Please dejaculate and make yourself comfortable."
"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."
"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."
"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."
"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."
by gartholomew October 17, 2009
The law should have a remedy against a tortsneezer who, either negligently or recklessly, infects another with his illness.
by gartholomew January 29, 2011