75/25 

1. Someone you can tolerate 75% of the time but who, the other 25% of the time, reminds you why you aren't dating or married.

2. A person who's more than a friend but less than significant other.

3. A relationship that's not a relationship.

"I'm taking my 75/25 to my cousin's wedding. I hope she doesn't get any ideas."

"This weekend? I don't know . . . maybe I'll see the 75/25 if I can stand it."

"No way could I live with the 75/25. I'd rip out his throat within a week."

"She's not my girlfriend; we just have a 75/25."

75/25 by Gartholomew March 17, 2013

25/75

n. - A person whom, 25% of the time you get along with. The other 75% of the time, you just want to punch them in the face, and tell them to eat-a-dick. This is also a person whom you task out to perform menial duties.

This can also apply to other things in life. Such as a person who 25% of the time they're on track and doing well, and the other 75% of the time they are clueless and brain dead.

Hey 25/75, I have some charlie work that needs to be done.

25/75 by Doc Hops September 5, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004