gaaraofthedamned's definitions

Ron Paul

A batshit insane politician who presents himself as Libertarian fringe candidate, but in reality is no different than your average Conservative-Republican. Claims to be a champion of personal liberty when he has voiced opposition to gay rights and separation of church and state and has come out as rather hostile towards immigrants, minorities and pretty much anyone who isn't white. People who support him are mostly college kids and young adults who jumped on the bandwagon when they heard he wants to legalize drugs or ex-republicans who still wanted to hate the left and the government.

If you support Ron Paul, I urge you to read a little more about him, and think for yourself if he's truly that great. I'm not saying don't support him, I myself actually agree with him on some issues, but don't just join a political movement just because it's becoming this cool new thing to do.

by GaaraoftheDamned December 19, 2013

Autumn

Also known as Fall, the season that marks the transition from Summer to Winter, beginning on September 21 and ending on December 21. While often regarded positively for the fall foliage colors, Autumn is despised by:

1. Many people living in Northern areas due to the fact Autumn means cold weather is on the way

2. Most kids in any type of school (elementary, high, college, etc.) with a normal calendar due to the fact Autumn is the start of the school year and the furthest point away from the return of Summer/End of the year

Major Holidays in Autumn include Labor Day, Halloween, and Thanksgiving.

While Jill looks forward to Autumn because of the bright colors, Henry despises every part of the season except Halloween.

by Gaaraofthedamned August 26, 2012

Everyday is halloween

A song by legendary Industrial Metal act Ministry from 1984. Usually found only on compilation albums. The song was written in defense of the Goth subculture and criticizes making fun of people who are different. The song greatly represents Ministry's early synthpop style and was rarely performed in concert after the band became Industrial Metal.

Ministry fan A: Dude Ministry's a great band.

Ministry fan B: The only album you have by them is Psalm 69. Great album, but if you were a real fan you'd have a copy of the song Everyday is Halloween, you may not even believe it is Ministry.

by Gaaraofthedamned December 28, 2010

Surfin' Bird

Song by early Garage Rock/Rock n Roll band The Trashmen from their debut album of the same name. The Ramones did a terrific cover of it on their "Rocket to Russia" album.

A great song indeed. Sadly most kids today only know about it due to it's use on an episode of "Family Guy".

Kid A: What are you listening to?

Kid B: Surfin' Bird

Kid A: Sweet! Which version, The Trashmen or The Ramones?

Kid B: Ummm...Peter Griffin's?

Kid A: You mean The Trashmen's version.

Kid B: No I'm pretty sure this is Peter's

Kid A: *sigh* Never mind. *to self* That's why I'm fine with Futurama

by Gaaraofthedamned August 17, 2011

Here comes Honey Boo Boo

The only TV show that can make Jersey Shore look good. Basically a reality show on TLC following a rural Georgia family trying to be as white trash and dysfunctional as possible, with most of the focus being on the family's seven year old beauty pageant contestant Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson.

This show represents all that is wrong with American society and why many people from other parts of the world think of us all as a bunch of idiot, redneck hicks.

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has got to be one of the worst ideas in the history of TV. When that poor girl hits her teens she's gonna realize how stupid her past TV life was and either kill herself or commit to a life of hard drugs and/or prostitution.

by GaaraoftheDamned January 6, 2013

Busted

A Pop-Rock band (with a very Punk look) from England that originally existed from 2000-2005. They released the albums "Busted" in 2002 and "A present for everyone" in 2003. Their most notable hits include "Year 3000" and "What I go to school for" which have since been ruined by the Jonas Brothers unfortunatly. After the band split, all their members went their own way, with Charlie Simpson being the most successful as frontman of the Post-Hardcore group Fightstar.

Since 2009 their have been talks among fans and even band members of a potential reunion, though Simpson has made it clear he has no intention on rejoining the band.

Busted are a pretty cool group, but I prefer Fightstar.

by Gaaraofthedamned June 18, 2011

Masiela Lusha

Very talented and attractive Albanian-American actress and poet best known as Carmen on The George Lopez Show for the show's first five seasons.

Masiela Lusha is drop dead gorgeous and a great actress. The George Lopez show really went to hell after she left.

by Gaaraofthedamned January 4, 2012