gaaraofthedamned's definitions

Last Resort Christian

One who has no problem with breaking rules and the law and living in sin but claims to be a devout christian once their ass is in trouble.

My cousin Jeff likes to break into places and drink at the age of 16, yet his Facebook profile puts him as a Conservative Christian. Maybe he's a last resort christian.

by Gaaraofthedamned September 9, 2012

Jordan, Minnesota

Small town in rural Minnesota around 45 minutes southwest of Minneapolis. Came to light in the early eighties when several of the town's adults were swept up in a case of satanic child sexual abuse, as well as a song by Noise Rockers Big Black about the above mentioned incidents.

Jordan, Minnesota has a dark history.

by GaaraoftheDamned September 29, 2012

Orgasm Addict

1. A song by legendary Punk group Buzzcocks.

2. One who has an uncontrollable addiction to sex and/or masturbation, described perfectly in the above-mentioned song.

Jerry's become a real orgasm addict, and it's totally destroyed his career.

by Gaaraofthedamned January 11, 2011

National Organization for Marriage

A bullshit organization who claims to be working to protect the sanctity of marriage but in reality all they do is work to make sure LGBT people are denied all possible rights and continue to be treated as second-class citizens, and go after any and all groups/individuals/companies who voice support for gay rights/marriage to try and convert them to their bullshit beliefs.

The National Organization for Marriage should really rename themselves the National Organization for Fascism, because really that's what they're trying to accomplish.

by GaaraoftheDamned April 11, 2013

Terrible Music

Music that just does not sound good. Simple as that.

Everyone's views on what music is terrible varies, but basically about all modern day/mainstream rap music (maybe except Eminem) is a terrific example of terrible music.

I had to move out of my apartment because my neighbor was always playing terrible music.

by Gaaraofthedamned January 24, 2011

Dead Souls

Song by English Post-Punk band Joy Division from their Licht und Blindheit EP as well as at least one of their greatest hits albums. The song gained huge popularity when Nine Inch Nails did an amazing cover of it for the soundtrack to the 1994 movie The Crow.

Someone take these dreams away
that point me to another day.
A Duel of personalities
that stretch all true realities.
-From Dead Souls by Joy Division and later covered by NIN

RIP Ian Curtis and Brandon Lee
and thank you Trent Reznor.

by Gaaraofthedamned May 20, 2011

Cincinnati Subway

A term used to describe something that goes unfinished and is seen as a failure for whoever was involved.

Named after the abandoned, unused Subway system below the streets of Cincinnati.

I've really fallen behind in Spanish this year. I don't think I can finish but I really don't want it to turn into a Cincinnati subway

by GaaraoftheDamned March 22, 2013