gaaraofthedamned's definitions

Death Bat

A skull with bat wings. Most notable for being Avenged Sevenfold's mascot. Many Over Kill fans claim the mascot was stolen from their band. The truth is however that it does not belong to one specific person or group. It's like a peace or anarchy symbol-everyone uses it. The death bat has been used on ouiji boards, artwork for other metal bands such as Metallica, even as an enemy in Legend of Zelda games. People who complain about it being stolen obviously is just looking for something to bitch about because their lives are just not complete enough.

Obsessive Over Kill fan: Fuck Avenged Sevenfags!!!!. They stole that death bat from Over Kill. It's rightfully there's!

Normal person: Last time I checked they didn't own the rights to it. I've seen Metallica-yes METALLICA- use it before. What do you say to that now?

Obsessive Over Kill fan: Shut the fuck up!!!! *Leaves*

by Gaaraofthedamned January 12, 2012

Homework Blocked

When large amounts of homework prevent you from doing something you actually want to be doing.

Tim: Hey Jeff wanna go to the Cradle of Filth concert tonight
Jeff: Sorry I can't. I have an essay to write and two pages of math to do
Tim: Ah homework blocked what a shame. I'll bring you back a T-Shirt.

by Gaaraofthedamned October 4, 2011

Jordan, Minnesota

Small town in rural Minnesota around 45 minutes southwest of Minneapolis. Came to light in the early eighties when several of the town's adults were swept up in a case of satanic child sexual abuse, as well as a song by Noise Rockers Big Black about the above mentioned incidents.

Jordan, Minnesota has a dark history.

by GaaraoftheDamned September 29, 2012

Car that runs on water

Common topic of discussion for Steven Hyde (Danny Masterson) on "That 70's Show" while in the circle smoking pot.

Basically what he's talking about is a car where you put water in the gas tank instead of gas. The demand for water would be so high that everyone would buy all the water, leaving us with nothing to drink except beer-and the government hides the car from the public because they know that beer will set us free.

So their's this car that runs on water.....

by Gaaraofthedamned August 21, 2011

Last Resort Christian

One who has no problem with breaking rules and the law and living in sin but claims to be a devout christian once their ass is in trouble.

My cousin Jeff likes to break into places and drink at the age of 16, yet his Facebook profile puts him as a Conservative Christian. Maybe he's a last resort christian.

by Gaaraofthedamned September 9, 2012

Channel Drifting

When a TV channel starts airing programs that are different from what the name of the channel suggests or programming the channel has shown in the past. Channels that exhibit channel drifting tend to shift away from past programming, often acting like it never even existed.

Examples include MTV, Cartoon Network, and TLC.

Channel drifting is often very unpopular with a network's longtime viewers. Of all the people who watched Cartoon Network 10-15 years ago, how many of those people do you think still watch it?

by GaaraoftheDamned March 28, 2013

Tea Party Movement

A political action movement started by right-wing nutcases like Sarah Palin filled with greed and a refusal to share, treat others the way one would want to be treated, or follow any of that stuff people are supposed to learn in kindergarten.

Democrat: Look I'm sure we can find a way to work out financial differences here.

Tea party movement supporter: NO! I DON'T WANT TO WORK OUT ANYTHING!! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

Democrat: Maybe all you need is a pair of pants you didn't piss in I guess.

by Gaaraofthedamned July 11, 2011