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130 definitions by gaaraofthedamned

 
71.
Once one of the most important steps in creating and maintaining society, schools in the last 60 years or so have become about as effective as a condom with no covering on the tip.

Multiple factors have contributed to the downfall of school effectiveness, including (but not limited to):

*Teachers that treat students like they're more stupid than they really are

*Schoolboards and administrations that are more concerned with what the students are wearing than what they are learning

*Textbooks so boring and poorly written they make the worst parts of the bible look like the Harry Potter books

*Students who take out their frustrations with the school system on other students, making it hard for anyone to look forward to going

*Assignments, tests, and grading systems that make students start worrying about the smallest, most insignificant things.
Schools are really now nothing but prisons that let you go home every day-so long as you return the next.
by GaaraoftheDamned January 27, 2013
 
72.
One of the greatest animated sitcoms ever, that sadly only lived to see two seasons. Created by Al Jean and Mike Reiss, two of the head writers of The Simpsons, the series starred Jon Lovitz as Jay Sherman, a fat film critic with very high standards that causes him to give bad reviews to practically every movie he reviews. The series was also known for it's jokes about pop culture, politics, and practically everything else about life back in the mid-90s

The first season aired on ABC in 1994, was cancelled after the end of the season, but picked up by FOX for season 2 in 1995, which saw a rise in viewership, but ultimately ended in cancellation as well (plans for a third season on UPN fell through, though a series of internet shorts were made in 2000).
The Critic was-and still is-a fantastic series-I hope whoever decided to cancel it got fired.
by GaaraoftheDamned December 01, 2012
 
73.
Early, iconic Manga/Anime series by Go Nagai from the late 70's. The story is about Akira, a shy, somewhat spineless teenager who discovers a demon mask from ancient Mayan civilizations and becomes a demonic hero setting out to fight other demons.

Notable fans of the series include Glenn Danzig and Rob Zombie.
Devilman kicks serious ass! If your into anime like Elfen Lied and Hellsing then this series is for you.
by GaaraoftheDamned November 11, 2012
 
74.
An awesome Punk Rock/Power Pop act that met with a tragic end. Formed in Portland in 2001 by Adam Cox, Matt Fitzgerald, Terry Six, and Jeremy Cage. They released their debut album "Guitar Romantic" in April 2003 but sadly Cox, Fitzgerald, and Cage were killed in a car wreck three months later.
Long live The Exploding Hearts.
by GaaraoftheDamned October 22, 2012
 
75.
One who has no problem with breaking rules and the law and living in sin but claims to be a devout christian once their ass is in trouble.
My cousin Jeff likes to break into places and drink at the age of 16, yet his Facebook profile puts him as a Conservative Christian. Maybe he's a last resort christian.
by Gaaraofthedamned April 09, 2012
 
76.
What you say when something goes very bad. Sometimes used as an excuse to get out of trouble.
I didn't kill that girl! I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 22, 2012
 
77.
The best day of the week until February 2011, when a 14 year old girl named Rebecca Black released the song by the same name and officially ruined the day for just about everyone. Now saturday and thursday have officially split the glory once held by friday.
Person A: Thank god it's finally friday.
Person B: You know what that means *plays "Friday" by Rebecca Black"
Person A: OH DEAR GOD NO!!!! FUCK!!!! AHHHH MY POOR EARS!!!! *puts on Van Halen Ahhh that's better. *to person b* play that song one more fucking time and I will physically remove your internal organs and feed them to my dog!
by Gaaraofthedamned November 26, 2011