g-funk's definitions

Gonadmobile

A vehicle that can be shrunken, thereby allowing it to take its shrunken passengers on an exciting journey through the gonads, which can then be documented either in crappy kids books or a porno

Shrink the Gonadmobile and we'll get this adventure to the gonads underway!

by G-Funk April 27, 2004

Ghettosexual

Ghettosexual:(adjective) A non-gender specific term used to desrcribe favorable trends of styles on the street.

Girlfriend, dat weave is so ghettosexual!

Fo' shizzle my nizzle, those rims ghe-tto-sex-ual!

by G-funk August 24, 2004

Cougar

A single women in her 30's, on the prowl for some sausage to fill the hot dog bun.

Cougars are "experienced" and can take good care of you.

They are easy to spot as they often dress like they're 16 years old.

That woman is hot, but she looks like my Aunt. She's definitely cougar-material.

by G-Funk December 5, 2003

polar caps

when canned air is applied on a woman's nipples to make them ice hard.

My bitch gets off whenever I give her polar caps.

by G-funk July 17, 2003

come correct

To bring fresh rhymes; to have dope technique

Background: Hip hop, b-boy

On the microphone I come correct

by g-funk March 6, 2005

shrub slashing

the act of giving a female vaginal tears during sexual intercourse

dan said my cock is so huge he bets im in the shrub slashing business

by G-Funk July 17, 2003

Computer

Origin of the word is from women who use to sit at desks counting numbers all day. Eventually replaced by machinery so that women can stay home and cook.

Has slowly developed into a device primarily used for downloading pornography and talking shit anonymously. Quite possibly the best invention ever.

I just downloaded some bestiality pics and I keep them in My Pictures on my computer.

by G-Funk November 23, 2004