19 definitions by funnyman21224

A classy and intelligent way of saying lol, similar to lql. It stands for That's Quite Jocular.
I just sharted!
Haha tqj
by funnyman21224 July 21, 2012
This is the base when you fuck a girl in a banana suit on the moon with an audience of Chinese four-year olds sitting on diamond-encrested llamas wearing toupees made from shaved cow fur sewn together with cum and glue. Also, there is a raja judging whether or not it is good while him and Adam Sandler kiss eachother. This is the base that Chuck Norris won't be able to get to.
Hey! I got to 876th base!
Shut up, you suck.
by funnyman21224 October 02, 2011
Something ugly people say.
Liar Liar:

Max: My teacher says true beauty is on the inside.
Dad: No, that's just something ugly people say.
by funnyman21224 July 21, 2011
Maria: mike are u ok with this
Maria: Im having an orgasm
Mike: Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt.
by funnyman21224 June 24, 2011
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