6 definitions by funnyman1112

where a man ejaculates on a woman's face and leave it overnight to gain crunchiness. peel off the woman's face and then put it into the microwave for around 1 min. and serve with a side of Johnny sins porn images.
i fancy coming home and having a crunchy yoghurt
Did we remember to make the crunchy yoghurt for tonight?
by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022
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where a white overweight man screams the nword at a black dog/cat while jumping up and down flaping their tits
i saw mitchel owen flapping over there.
by funnyman1112 March 10, 2022
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where everyone ejaculates into a bottle and sets it on fire making a semen Molotov. You then throw it at an overweight drunken man and watch their fat ass dance all over the floor.
lets try a chumky fire-ball tonight.
by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022
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where a british white man hamish enjoys drinking his black tea/coffee with no sugar in either. commonly has a large schlong.
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where you take a skeleton form a science lab and rip off the head off the skeleton and proceed to skull fuck the shit out of it.
lets do a headless dave while no one is looking
by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022
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instead of putting maple syrup on pancakes a white man called Mitchel ejaculates on them instead.
ill have 1 Canadian Mitchel please
by funnyman1112 March 10, 2022
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