2 definitions by fuddumpton
a usually unpopular girl, generally frigid but gives the air of a sex pro, fat pasty faced and often found hanging out in childrens play areas after dark, they prey on men they know they will never attract without the offer of exotic sex they will never deliver.
by fuddumpton May 3, 2007
a womens fart that when expelled with bum clenched comes in the form of a bubble that travels upward and enters the gash where it then requires squeezing of certain muscles to aid escape. tikka masala and fish!
by fuddumpton May 3, 2007