2 definitions by fuckingbrit
When a person is "Working from home" and there is significant doubt to how much "work" is actually being done and how much "slacking off" is being done instead they are said to be "Wanking from home" by jealous colleagues.
by fuckingbrit April 27, 2012
The Cock Gay Scale, or CGS, is a measure for how gay something is.
This may be applied as a measure of campness, or as a measure of how bad/undesireable something is following the ironic and non-homophobic use of 'gay' to describe something negative and unrelated to sexuality.
Extensive peer-reviewed research in the UK identifies that Louie Spence (Pineapple Dance Studio) is universally agreed as being 100cg on the official CGS, and as such it has been agreed to define a larger unit of Louie Spence Gay as being equal to 100cg. i.e. 2lsg = 200cg etc.
Further, to be precise about things that do not rank 1cg, the cg unit has been sub-divided into Millicocks Gay, denoted mcg. Centicocks gay was reviewed and whilst defined is not in common usage.
This may be applied as a measure of campness, or as a measure of how bad/undesireable something is following the ironic and non-homophobic use of 'gay' to describe something negative and unrelated to sexuality.
Extensive peer-reviewed research in the UK identifies that Louie Spence (Pineapple Dance Studio) is universally agreed as being 100cg on the official CGS, and as such it has been agreed to define a larger unit of Louie Spence Gay as being equal to 100cg. i.e. 2lsg = 200cg etc.
Further, to be precise about things that do not rank 1cg, the cg unit has been sub-divided into Millicocks Gay, denoted mcg. Centicocks gay was reviewed and whilst defined is not in common usage.
1) Graham Norton (UK Personality) probably clocks in at a 50 to 75 on the Cock Gay Scale.
2) The concert sold out 5 minutes ago, that's 10cg!
2) The concert sold out 5 minutes ago, that's 10cg!
by fuckingbrit March 16, 2012