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askewniverse

The realm in which the flims "Clerks," "Mallrats," "Chasing Amy," "Dogma," and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back," take place. These films were all directed by Kevin Smith and all include the characters Jay and Silent Bob, sometimes known as Bluntman and Cronic.
Dogma is my favorite movie in the askewniverse.
by Frank Booth January 1, 2005
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jackbootlicker

1) a lickspittle, a toady

2) one who cooperates with tyrrany.
Y'all think y'all're tough like your cowboy prez, but y'all just a buncha jackbootlickers.
by Frank Booth January 3, 2005
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bride slide

a song and a dance with specific steps written and sung by an Atlanta wedding dj named Ted. He developed this dance because he didn't have enough participation songs on his playlist. He needed one that even idiots could do.
Okay everybody. Gather round. Quiet please! Okay! Now, if I can have the bride up front and all bridesmaids to the left of her, I'm gonna show you the BRIDE SLIDE!
by Frank Booth January 1, 2005
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sexcrime

from Orwell's "1984." Any act of sex other than for procreation.

"Sexcrime" is a word in the fictitious language "Newspeak."
"I told them about your thoughtcrime, your sexcrime... all your treachery..." - Winston
by Frank Booth May 27, 2006
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Ma Bell

a no longer out-dated term for the telephone system. Now that AT&T has eaten up BellSouth, Ma Bell lives again. Watch her eat up the other surviving Baby Bells. She's like that evil robot in Terminator 2, whom they chopped up into bits and the bits melted and melded.
Aaaaauuuugggghhhh! Holy Jesus, no! It's Ma Bell! She's back! The dead live! THE DEAD FUCKING LIVE!!!!!
by Frank Booth March 28, 2007
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jerkstore

1) a fictitious retailer that sells "jerks." 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback
1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.

REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!
by Frank Booth June 16, 2006
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ubby dubby

a juvenile code language that changes each syllable into two syllables, thusly, change the initial vowel in each syllable to a short u sound, and start the second syllable with a "b" and the remainder of the original syllable. Ubby dubby was popularized on the PBS kids show "Zoom" in the 70's.
"Chair" in ubby dubby is "chubair."
by Frank Booth January 3, 2005
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