frank booth's definitions

Large Marge

a large, fat or corpulent woman

Man that Janet is a real Large Marge, eh?

by Frank Booth May 9, 2005

Madalyn Murray O'hair

a angry atheist activist, now deceased. She traveled the nation to proclaim the non-existence of God. And she hated religion. She wasn't just an atheist. She was really, really mad about it. And she was an aggressive woman. And a real Large Marge. Even Ayn Rand, herself an atheist and angry as well, disdained her.

She went missing for over a year and finally turned up murdered.

Madalyn Murray O'Hair, you sure are an angry atheist, you crazy bitch.

by Frank Booth January 9, 2005

tenner

something you were once familiar with, but haven't thought of in ten years

Hey, I got one! "I ain't gon' bump no mo' wif no big fat woman!" Tenner?

by Frank Booth January 7, 2005

Junior Mint

a brand of small chocolate-covered mint with a creamy peppermint center.

Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's delicious!
Jerry: That's true.
Kramer: It's very refreshing!

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

askewniverse

The realm in which the flims "Clerks," "Mallrats," "Chasing Amy," "Dogma," and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back," take place. These films were all directed by Kevin Smith and all include the characters Jay and Silent Bob, sometimes known as Bluntman and Cronic.

Dogma is my favorite movie in the askewniverse.

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

sexcrime

from Orwell's "1984." Any act of sex other than for procreation.

"Sexcrime" is a word in the fictitious language "Newspeak."

"I told them about your thoughtcrime, your sexcrime... all your treachery..." - Winston

by Frank Booth May 27, 2006

jerkstore

1) a fictitious retailer that sells "jerks." 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback

1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.

REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

by Frank Booth June 16, 2006