frank booth's definitions

Junior Mint

a brand of small chocolate-covered mint with a creamy peppermint center.

Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's delicious!
Jerry: That's true.
Kramer: It's very refreshing!

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

Large Marge

a large, fat or corpulent woman

Man that Janet is a real Large Marge, eh?

by Frank Booth May 9, 2005

sexcrime

from Orwell's "1984." Any act of sex other than for procreation.

"Sexcrime" is a word in the fictitious language "Newspeak."

"I told them about your thoughtcrime, your sexcrime... all your treachery..." - Winston

by Frank Booth May 27, 2006

Camille Paglia

a really crazy bitch who is a lesbian and a postmodern anti-feminist.

has been described as Ayn Rand on mushrooms

Camille Paglia, you are one crazy bitch.

by Frank Booth January 14, 2005

askewniverse

The realm in which the flims "Clerks," "Mallrats," "Chasing Amy," "Dogma," and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back," take place. These films were all directed by Kevin Smith and all include the characters Jay and Silent Bob, sometimes known as Bluntman and Cronic.

Dogma is my favorite movie in the askewniverse.

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

ling

(boontling) language, one's language

You can't harp my ling.

by Frank Booth January 2, 2005

ubby dubby

a juvenile code language that changes each syllable into two syllables, thusly, change the initial vowel in each syllable to a short u sound, and start the second syllable with a "b" and the remainder of the original syllable. Ubby dubby was popularized on the PBS kids show "Zoom" in the 70's.

"Chair" in ubby dubby is "chubair."

by Frank Booth January 3, 2005