35 definitions by frank booth

Ma Bell

a no longer out-dated term for the telephone system. Now that AT&T has eaten up BellSouth, Ma Bell lives again. Watch her eat up the other surviving Baby Bells. She's like that evil robot in Terminator 2, whom they chopped up into bits and the bits melted and melded.

Aaaaauuuugggghhhh! Holy Jesus, no! It's Ma Bell! She's back! The dead live! THE DEAD FUCKING LIVE!!!!!

by frank booth March 23, 2007

sploosh

to eat a banana while holding your nose. From TV's "The Electric Company."

I can't sploosh. It takes too long.

by frank booth April 26, 2006

Junior Mint

a brand of small chocolate-covered mint with a creamy peppermint center.

Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's delicious!
Jerry: That's true.
Kramer: It's very refreshing!

by frank booth January 2, 2005

Art Vandalay

A judge in Latham. Massachusetts.

Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza made up the name, which they used whenever they needed to tell a lie involving a non-existent person, or they needed to claim to be someone else.

They were aghast when, in the series finale, they were arrested and hauled before the judge, whose name was actually Art Vandalay.

Court is now in session. The Honorable Judge Art Vandalay presiding.

by frank booth March 16, 2007

askewniverse

The realm in which the flims "Clerks," "Mallrats," "Chasing Amy," "Dogma," and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back," take place. These films were all directed by Kevin Smith and all include the characters Jay and Silent Bob, sometimes known as Bluntman and Cronic.

Dogma is my favorite movie in the askewniverse.

by frank booth January 1, 2005

yardape

children, redneck lingo, sometimes used before the word "kids"

And I gotta feed them yardape kids.

by frank booth January 4, 2005

bubner

brother, a perversion of bubba.

C'mon, figure it out, bubner. How long you been here?

by frank booth February 16, 2007