frank's definitions

Mafiso

The most 1337 uber hax0r on teh f4c3 of teh 34rth.

Mafiso is Soooo000OOO f-ing 1337 m4n!!

by Frank October 24, 2004

Battery

Magical metal bar that makes things happen, until it runs out of magic. Then it can be used to throw at annoying people, to prop up particularly wobbly chairs or be sold to the gullible.

Priscilla: My battery powered washing machine isnt working
Borris: The batteries must be running out. Lets throw them at Frank!

by Frank March 8, 2004

mojees

Derived from the phrase, "mom-jeans". Garment of pants worn by woman in their later years. Commonly made of denimn, they are known for their super tight fit, oversized butt pockets, and extra long zippers to complement the large waste area needed to cover her fup.

After Dave's mom had her 8th child, she couldn't fit into anything but mojees.

by frank June 21, 2004

Douche bag

called a bill franz or a mike bridson also knowen as a PECKER

you are a bridson/franz... Pecker

by frank December 14, 2004

scarp

a quicker way of saying "it's a carp", allowing it to be said more and much quicker, usually used at the river.

"scarp scarp scarp scarp get the net get the net"

by frank May 6, 2004

tasfu

Another slang term for the illegal substance marijuana

You gotta blunt? Only if you got tasfu.

by frank January 20, 2004

mooz mooz

anything you want it to mean

"hey, i like your sweater."

"mooz mooz."

by frank March 13, 2003