frank's definitions
An infernal machine everyone loves and is completely obsessed with. They can go from a junk cell phone to a Super Cray computer at the National Security Agency. Computers can really suck because of the failures of their manufacturers to create real products.
There are three types of Personal Computers (PCs):
1. The Windows machine which tends to crash when it is the absolutely worst time to crash, but is a great machine for the PC gamer.
2. The Apple computer comes in many varieties but is invariably the best for multimedia and graphics. While there are not very many good programs available for the Macintosh, those that are created are good. (Usually). An Apple running MacOS X is likely to be safe from most viruses, but isn't easily interchangable with other PCs.
3. The Linux box is perhaps the most secure machine on Earth and very cheap. Support and documentation is often very good. However, it is not for the faint of heart, as it requires hard work to set up and skill. It's open source, so most stuff is free, but many of the programs are amateurish.
There are three types of Personal Computers (PCs):
1. The Windows machine which tends to crash when it is the absolutely worst time to crash, but is a great machine for the PC gamer.
2. The Apple computer comes in many varieties but is invariably the best for multimedia and graphics. While there are not very many good programs available for the Macintosh, those that are created are good. (Usually). An Apple running MacOS X is likely to be safe from most viruses, but isn't easily interchangable with other PCs.
3. The Linux box is perhaps the most secure machine on Earth and very cheap. Support and documentation is often very good. However, it is not for the faint of heart, as it requires hard work to set up and skill. It's open source, so most stuff is free, but many of the programs are amateurish.
by Frank August 16, 2004
Get the computermug. 
by frank December 14, 2004
Get the Douche bagmug. by Frank March 24, 2004
Get the kanamycinmug. a quicker way of saying "it's a carp", allowing it to be said more and much quicker, usually used at the river.
"scarp scarp scarp scarp get the net get the net"
by frank May 6, 2004
Get the scarpmug. A combination of "ahh, I understand" and "O.K".
Better than a simple O.K, which can be used as an approval.
Better than a simple O.K, which can be used as an approval.
by Frank August 16, 2006
Get the Ahkmug. by Frank May 7, 2005
Get the Zickemug.