36 definitions by fotofly
a prostitute that you fuck so hard and so good, she leaves her pimp and signs her house over to you.
guy 1: damn, nice house dude
guy 2: thanks, Roxanne signed it over to me this morning
guy 1: who is Roxanne?
guy 2: That hooker I picked up last night, turns out she WAS a "ho-moaner"
guy 2: thanks, Roxanne signed it over to me this morning
guy 1: who is Roxanne?
guy 2: That hooker I picked up last night, turns out she WAS a "ho-moaner"
by fotofly November 24, 2010
1. one who purposely misrepresents themselves on the internet in order to mislead others into thinking they are worth getting to know.
2. a poseur
2. a poseur
Online dating sites are full of dotcomachameleons. I really liked Bambi's profile, but when we met, SHE turned out to be fifty year old DUDE!
by fotofly December 4, 2010
1. half priest, half beast, this horned mythological monster prays on the bones of children, while posing as a respectable member of society.
The Wildapriest reared it's ugly head and galloped off toward the elementary school with a hungry look in his eyes.
by fotofly November 24, 2010
1. the leak of confidential information out of the U.S. federal government's data bases, that is subsequently leaked to the general public on wikipedia, making the government look foolish.
The clowns in the federal government still haven't stopped the wiki trickle. Too bad the information isn't interesting.
by fotofly November 30, 2010
1. a situation where you find yourself behind two or more fat people walking really slow through a confined area with no way around them. Usually they are totally oblivious to the fact that anybody else exists.
Unfortunately, the all-you-can-eat buffet had just ended and the hallway was long, narrow, and jammed with 300lb lard asses. There was no was around them. I was stuck in "mush hour".
by fotofly November 24, 2010
1. the state of ones hair after getting out of the bed in the morning; bed head.
2. whenever afro hairdos are in style.
2. whenever afro hairdos are in style.
Napoleon Dynamite never fixed his hair before going to school. Eventually his wild puffy hairdo became the status fro and everyone adopted the style.
by fotofly November 30, 2010
1. Herpes
2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.
2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.
When the date rape drug wore off, Dookie realized she had unprotected sex again with some New Jersey douchebag, but she wasn't mad. She would have the last laugh when HE gets the "jersey sores" all over his genitals.
by fotofly November 24, 2010