fonsucu's definitions

coca

Spanish slang for cocaine, probably the most popular fuel of the Spanish society.

La coca que compramos estaba cortada, era una mierda
The cocaine we bought was adulterated, it was plain shit

A los que van de coca, no se les empina
Those who consume cocaine don´t get hard-ons

by fonsucu June 12, 2008

madera

In Spanish slang, the police

Estábamos de botellón y vino la madera a cortarnos el rollo

We were binge-drinking and the fuzz turned up to fuck it all

by fonsucu February 4, 2009

kiki

In Spanish slang,an instance of sexual intercourse

Eché un kiki con una perica en el váter del bar
I had a fuck with a lass in the bar's toilet

¡Te apetece un kiki?
¿Would you like a fuck?

by fonsucu January 29, 2009

chumino

In Spanish slang, cunt

El chumino te huele a toronja

Your cunt smells of pomelo

by fonsucu June 12, 2008

Filipino

A native of the Philippines, so called in honour of Spanish king Philip II. Filipinos are notorious for being the only Hispanics in Asia. Family-oriented people, they are fond of fiestas, church-going and commercial centers. They speak Malay languages mixed with an awful lot of Spanish words. They like dancing Iberian dances, as the jota, and eat lechón, mechado, arroz caldo, pan de sal and many more Spanish delicacies. Filipinos shock their Spanish brethren from Spain and America for not being able to speak Spanish.Instead, they try to converse with them in broken English, a language that most Hispanics totally ignore. Filipinos have Spanish names and surnames, although many of them seem to ignore that fact. They are fond of Spanish diminutives to call themselves, as Lito, Pilita, Solita, Conchín, Tato, Manín, Cory, Luli, and many more. Although the Philippines enjoyed a wonderful architectural Spanish heritage, everything was destroyed by the Americans, so now they have nothing.

A los filipinos les encanta merendar
Filipinos are very fond of picnicking.

by fonsucu October 27, 2008

lumi

In Madrilian slang, whore, prostitute

Salí de farra y acabé con una lumi
I went out for a spree and ended up with a whore

En la Gran Vía madrileña hay mogollón de lumis
In Madrid's Gran Vía there are tons of whores

by fonsucu February 4, 2009

querida

In Spain, Hispanic America and the Philippines, mistress

Le puso un piso a la querida
He set up a flat for his mistress
La gente no se divorcia porque tienen una querida
People don´t get divorced because they have got a mistress

by fonsucu August 5, 2008