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Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.
My ass has been itchy a lot lately, I think I might have a bat fungus.
by flippedwaffle July 19, 2022
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Slap happy describes a guy who likes to jerk off A LOT - as in more than what is considered normal or healthy.
Dave: "Have you seen Bill around?" Bob, "No, I haven't seen Bill around in a long while - I heard he likes to stay in and slap his slap-stick around all day - I'm afraid he's gone slap happy!"
by flippedwaffle June 8, 2022
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