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A duck!

An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.

This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.

Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.
So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore... A WITCH!
by Flint October 27, 2003
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main screen turn on

The command given to the crew of the ship in the All Your Base Are Belong To Us events to turn on the monitor, so they could view the transmission from CATS.
Someone set up us the bomb!
What you say!
Main screen turn on
by Flint October 27, 2003
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U2

The best band in the world.

The light at the end of the tunnel of obscene, shitty newage rap-punk-pop-mtv douche.

The band plays with a passion for the music and they actually have talent, unlike most of today's artists who care more about the bing-bing and the drugs.
After 20 years, they're still incredibly popular and still damn good. Right up there with the Beatles and the Rolling Stones, you can't beat U2.
by Flint October 29, 2003
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MTV

Since nearly 50 people have already said the things I would say about MTV (its really really gay), I'll just make a few other comments....

Do you notice how all the people here who have praised MTV have misspelled nearly every word in their entry? They're nothing but a bunch of hip-hop, pop culture retards who have been brainwashed by today's society.
And yes, MTV DOES have its share of good shows, like Beavis and Butthead and even Jackass... BUT GUESS WHAT!!!! THOSE SHOWS DO *NOT* BELONG ON MTV!!!!! THEY BELONG ON SOMETHING LIKE COMEDY CENTRAL!!!!

So please! Stop using those shows as a reason to give good marks to MTV...they don't count!!!!
by Flint October 31, 2003
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VH1

A station all about music and entertainment. Unlike the shithole MTV, they actually have good programming and they play good music!
Also, unlike MTV, they do not claim to be all about music, which gives them the right to show awesome programming like I Love the 80's.
by Flint October 31, 2003
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rawr

1. Acronym for Really Awesome Wookie Rangers

2. The sound someone or something makes when they roar.
RAWR!

Here come the R.A.W.R.!
by Flint November 12, 2003
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grunger

A grunger is someone who feels more comfortable wearing baggy jeans and loose tops. They have individuality and have hobbies such as bmxing, skateboarding and rollerblading. They wear chains and listen to rock bands such as metallica and NOFX
by flint August 16, 2003
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