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14 definitions by flint

 
1.
An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.

This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.

Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.
So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore... A WITCH!
by Flint October 27, 2003
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2.
MTV
Since nearly 50 people have already said the things I would say about MTV (its really really gay), I'll just make a few other comments....

Do you notice how all the people here who have praised MTV have misspelled nearly every word in their entry? They're nothing but a bunch of hip-hop, pop culture retards who have been brainwashed by today's society.
And yes, MTV DOES have its share of good shows, like Beavis and Butthead and even Jackass... BUT GUESS WHAT!!!! THOSE SHOWS DO *NOT* BELONG ON MTV!!!!! THEY BELONG ON SOMETHING LIKE COMEDY CENTRAL!!!!

So please! Stop using those shows as a reason to give good marks to MTV...they don't count!!!!
by Flint October 31, 2003
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3.
VH1
A station all about music and entertainment. Unlike the shithole MTV, they actually have good programming and they play good music!
Also, unlike MTV, they do not claim to be all about music, which gives them the right to show awesome programming like I Love the 80's.
by Flint October 31, 2003
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4.
A completely incompetent moron. And E-Gangster is usually the type of idiot you find in real life using ebonics and wearing sloppy clothing (apparently bad grammar and a disheveled appearance makes you cool), only an E-Gangster has some how discovered how to use the internet.

An E-Gangster is typically a very compulsive typist and likes to actually type sentences like "yo dawg fo nigga biotch". You will commonly find E-Gangsters poluting online games, message boards, and even UrbanDictionary.com, where they constantly misconstrute the word "urban" and try to convince people that "urban" refers to the "ghetto".
(1.)flintxvi: ns blue. hey sniper, cover me.. i'm on the roof.
<<tHuG4l1fE has entered the game>>
bluedeath3: ....
tHuG4l1fE: yo dawgs wutz up? i'm chillin to eminem! yo niggas how you play dis game?
flintxvi: dear god in heaven.. MAKE IT STOP
tHuG4l1fE: yo homey why you gots 2 b trippin liek a fag, cuz?
<<tHuG4l1fE was gunned down by Sniper1337>>
<<Head Shot!>>
flintxvi: ns sniper

(2.)How in the hell did something called "fo shizzle" get in the most popular list of UD?
by Flint March 30, 2004
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5.
cool;radical;awesome;sweet
"dudeee, that seven -twenty ollie was totally alva"
by flint August 16, 2003
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6.
U2
The best band in the world.

The light at the end of the tunnel of obscene, shitty newage rap-punk-pop-mtv douche.

The band plays with a passion for the music and they actually have talent, unlike most of today's artists who care more about the bing-bing and the drugs.
After 20 years, they're still incredibly popular and still damn good. Right up there with the Beatles and the Rolling Stones, you can't beat U2.
by Flint October 29, 2003
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7.
What I just typed into my keyboard, seeing if there was any definition for it.
3h4jtk3n5l!
by Flint October 27, 2003
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